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#MUFC qualified the hard way; Didn't play a single team in the Bottom 12 💪🏼 #EuropaLeague

submitted 126 days ago • 0 comments

Spurs need to back off with their pursuit of Mathys Tel - He wants #MUFC and Ange desperately needs defenders!

submitted 126 days ago • 0 comments

#MUFC ready to sign a new left back Luke Shaw:

submitted 126 days ago • 2 comments

David Coote's sexuality doesn't bother me one bit 🌈

submitted 127 days ago • 0 comments

I think it's brilliant that #MUFC have re-signed Timothy Fosu IMMensah! 💥

submitted 127 days ago • 3 comments

Teddy Sheringham on Marcus Rashford: "Fergie would've booted him out the door by now..." 😲 #MUFC

submitted 129 days ago • 0 comments

Find it hilarious that after the "Worst Man United Team In History" got a lucky win against Fulham, so many Reds are forecasting 5 or 6 wins on the bounce and a Top 4 challenge 😆 Lads.....

submitted 129 days ago • 3 comments

How food tastes when #MUFC get an away win and keep a first clean sheet for nearly two months 😋

submitted 129 days ago • 0 comments

Adama Traore everytime he runs at Lisandro Martinez #MUFC #FULMUN

submitted 129 days ago • 0 comments

What Lisandro Martinez sees when he's facing Adama Traore #FULMUN

submitted 130 days ago • 0 comments

Proof that even when Samuel Luckhurst tries to tell the truth he ends up lying. #FULMUN #MUFC

submitted 130 days ago • 1 comment

Who remembers when Papa Bouba Diop (RIP 🕊️) did this for Fulham against #MUFC? One of my favourite goals, just a shame it was against United! #FULMUN

submitted 130 days ago • 0 comments

Ruud's shagging foxes have fucked Ange's Spurs #TOTLEI

submitted 130 days ago • 0 comments

Who remembers when Papa Bouba Diop (RIP 🕊️) did this for Fulham against #MUFC? One of my favourite goals, just a shame it was against United! #FULMUN

submitted 130 days ago • 0 comments

My toothbrush thinks he's Antony

submitted 130 days ago • 1 comment

Jadon Sancho dropped a biblical stinker against City. MOTM at the Etihad is only reserved for the Elite.

submitted 131 days ago • 0 comments

30 years on from the Kung Fu kick, this was Eric Cantona's apology 😉😎👑

submitted 131 days ago • 0 comments

30 years ago. Mad! Where does time go. Wrote about being at Selhurst Park and aftermath in the new RedNews. A funny story from the fallout worth re-telling. In the next mag we (RN artist Des) did a pisstake (non) t-shirt graphic to dig at the hysteria - clearly a wind up. Here.

submitted 131 days ago • 3 comments

La Liga ain't ready ⚡⚡

submitted 131 days ago • 0 comments

Mason Mount has missed 52 games with injury since 2022. Christopher Nkunku has missed 60 games in the same period. Don't make the same mistake twice INEOS / #mufc

submitted 131 days ago • 2 comments

Take care out there my Irish friends.... Storm Irwin is wreaking havoc!! 🇮🇪☘️

submitted 132 days ago • 0 comments