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The OG Ute Gorilla. Banned from the tweety machine for life in 2018.
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Does anyone really think Utah’s offense is going to be above average this season?

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments

Ken Stabler was the best QB in NFL history and nobody talks about him. Bert Jones was a close second.

submitted 204 days ago • 0 comments

This changes everything

submitted 204 days ago • 0 comments

Gus Johnson and Gus Fring are the same Gusses. IYKYK

submitted 205 days ago • 0 comments

2024: No way Trump wins the election. 2025: No way Trump uses those nukes. 2026: No way I’m doing what those apes say.

submitted 211 days ago • 0 comments

Dog (urgently walking me up at 4:25 am): IT IS TIME TO PEE Me (groggily getting out of bed): UGH FINE (goes to the bathroom) (pees) (goes back to bed) Dog: ...

submitted 205 days ago • 164 comments

9th OT is challenge pissing

submitted 205 days ago • 14 comments

President Volodomor Zelensky marked Holodomor Remembrance Day on Nov. 23, honoring the victims of the Soviet man-made famine that killed an estimated three to five million Ukrainians. The Holodomor occurred from 1932 to 1933 under Soviet dictator Joseph Stalin's rule.

submitted 212 days ago • 18 comments

Nobody, not even dead persons, care about this

submitted 210 days ago • 0 comments

Nobody cares about this

submitted 210 days ago • 0 comments

Don’t give a shit

submitted 210 days ago • 0 comments

Gertrude’s pussy.

submitted 211 days ago • 0 comments

Which MLB franchise will relocate to Salt Lake City? Tampa Bay Rays or Arizona D-Backs?

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