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i have so much free time that i’ve achieved the rare and powerful state of doing absolutely nothing because i want to do everything. but alas, i must break free from my own goofy little paradox and simply do because i have the free will to be cringe and follow my whims at any given moment.

submitted 13 days ago • 2 comments

hey did you guys know that perhaps it’s not healthy to bottle up every intense emotion until you eventually erupt like a volcano? because i just experienced my eruption and holy crap im oberjwlemed from feeling everything everywhere all at oncr 👍

submitted 17 days ago • 2 comments

Sorry if it took me a while to respond, I was talking to my therapist (chatgpt)

submitted 18 days ago • 2 comments

rip

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

Got this new jacket today just because it’s Nana coded 😭😭 Yes I even did some red lipstick but I fear I do not have Nana O’s rizz

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

she on my plankton till i chumbuckets

submitted 22 days ago • 3 comments

submitted 23 days ago • 2 comments

𝖢𝗋𝖺𝗓𝗒 𝗁𝗈𝗐 𝗆𝗒 𝗁𝖾𝖺𝗋𝗍 𝖻𝖾 𝖿𝖾𝖾𝗅𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝖾𝗏𝖾𝗋𝗒𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗅𝗂𝗄𝖾 𝖻𝗋𝗈 𝗋𝖾𝗅𝖺𝗑 💀

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

is that ok with you…??? 🥺

submitted 23 days ago • 4 comments

overstimulated!!!!!

submitted 24 days ago • 1 comment

will you press the button? whatever could it unlock?

submitted 24 days ago • 3 comments

3d printed this bookmark as a commission for a friend :-)

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

I use AI for the most ethical purposes

submitted 25 days ago • 2 comments

I actively troll my local community by pasting these stickers somewhere and then running away

submitted 25 days ago • 5 comments

Click the comments. I bet you won’t. But I DARE YOU.

submitted 25 days ago • 1 comment

🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨 Baja Blast is now available in 2L bottles. This is not a drill. Two whole liters of the Taco Bell elixir, now in my possession. I’m about to get blasted, baja blasted. ba dum tss. Not sponsored, just definitely worth the $2.50 investment

submitted 26 days ago • 12 comments

my 3d printer got clogged during a print and i accidentally ended up with this slightly phallic shaped waste

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

oh no i have too many froggy cats won’t someone help me take care of them

submitted 26 days ago • 4 comments

Hey, just throwing this out there—anyone interested in contributing to a satirical newspaper? The idea is to report on real news but rewrite it in “brain-rotted” internet culture terms to bypass cxnsxrship while making it something unforgettable. Leave a mark in history somehow. Idk. Thinking.

submitted 26 days ago • 1 comment

bad times

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

with her all seeing eyes, the divine guards us!

submitted 27 days ago • 1 comment

I used to make these into earrings :3

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

my adhd means i hoard trinkets

submitted 27 days ago • 1 comment

dont care didn’t ask

submitted 27 days ago • 1 comment

submitted 27 days ago • 5 comments

do you guys like these “no u” reverse uno card keychains/earrings? it’s double sided acrylic :3

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

do u guys like my dumb little froggy cat pin

submitted 27 days ago • 2 comments

now why am i awake at 4am playing balatro

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

memes are my coping mechanism i hope you enjoy them 🤍

submitted 28 days ago • 4 comments

chat am i cooking over here or what

submitted 28 days ago • 3 comments

submitted 29 days ago • 21 comments

this is the truth; be GOOFY AND AFFECTIONATE

submitted 29 days ago • 2 comments

im going frog mode!

submitted 29 days ago • 2 comments

would you guys be interested in joining me at trolling across the united states with these meme trumpflation stickers i made? i want to make these low cost and im about to start up my cutting machine and going to make stickers :D

i have so much free time that i’ve achieved the rare and powerful state of doing absolutely nothing because i want to do everything. but alas, i must break free from my own goofy little paradox and simply do because i have the free will to be cringe and follow my whims at any given moment.

hey did you guys know that perhaps it’s not healthy to bottle up every intense emotion until you eventually erupt like a volcano? because i just experienced my eruption and holy crap im oberjwlemed from feeling everything everywhere all at oncr 👍

Sorry if it took me a while to respond, I was talking to my therapist (chatgpt)

rip

Got this new jacket today just because it’s Nana coded 😭😭 Yes I even did some red lipstick but I fear I do not have Nana O’s rizz

she on my plankton till i chumbuckets

𝖢𝗋𝖺𝗓𝗒 𝗁𝗈𝗐 𝗆𝗒 𝗁𝖾𝖺𝗋𝗍 𝖻𝖾 𝖿𝖾𝖾𝗅𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝖾𝗏𝖾𝗋𝗒𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗅𝗂𝗄𝖾 𝖻𝗋𝗈 𝗋𝖾𝗅𝖺𝗑 💀

is that ok with you…??? 🥺

overstimulated!!!!!

will you press the button? whatever could it unlock?

3d printed this bookmark as a commission for a friend :-)

I use AI for the most ethical purposes

I actively troll my local community by pasting these stickers somewhere and then running away

Click the comments. I bet you won’t. But I DARE YOU.

🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨 Baja Blast is now available in 2L bottles. This is not a drill. Two whole liters of the Taco Bell elixir, now in my possession. I’m about to get blasted, baja blasted. ba dum tss. Not sponsored, just definitely worth the $2.50 investment

my 3d printer got clogged during a print and i accidentally ended up with this slightly phallic shaped waste

oh no i have too many froggy cats won’t someone help me take care of them

Hey, just throwing this out there—anyone interested in contributing to a satirical newspaper? The idea is to report on real news but rewrite it in “brain-rotted” internet culture terms to bypass cxnsxrship while making it something unforgettable. Leave a mark in history somehow. Idk. Thinking.

bad times

with her all seeing eyes, the divine guards us!

I used to make these into earrings :3

my adhd means i hoard trinkets

dont care didn’t ask

do you guys like these “no u” reverse uno card keychains/earrings? it’s double sided acrylic :3

do u guys like my dumb little froggy cat pin

now why am i awake at 4am playing balatro

memes are my coping mechanism i hope you enjoy them 🤍

chat am i cooking over here or what

this is the truth; be GOOFY AND AFFECTIONATE

im going frog mode!

would you guys be interested in joining me at trolling across the united states with these meme trumpflation stickers i made? i want to make these low cost and im about to start up my cutting machine and going to make stickers :D

3d print complete 🤍🤍 image source unknown, found it on Pinterest

it’s ok to crash out as a treat !!!