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Just a silly lil guy. Quite the rascal. An absolute femboy shitposter. she/they
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Could Jesus tweet a banger so viral that even he couldn't ratio??

Cracking open a can of wet food and eating every last bite right in front of my cats because they were mean to me >:3

X the everything's under control. Situation normal. Uh had a slight weapons malfunction, but uh everything's perfectly all right now. We're fine. We're all fine here now, thank you. How are you? app

I had the worst nightmare last night that Tuesday went right into Thursday

The weekend is over already???? But I haven't even done anything yet!!!😑

I like when everyone has their own catchphrase or bit they always do

There's a certain point when it just makes sense to leave my Christmas decorations up

Post food time couch catnap

Hatsune Miku should be the ruler of the world

You fuckin thieves stealing an hour from me, give it baaaaack!!

Got to play a lot of Monster Hunter today

I am once again asking the world to bring back wearing swords everywhere as a fashion accessory. Nothing is hotter than a blade sheathed on your hip

What if we just killed all the politicians and replaced them with cats? Sounds like a good solution to me

I shouldn't need a job. I should get paid 100k a year just for being a silly lil guy :3

It's woman's day?? Women are my favorite guy!

Pokemon is stored in the balls

It is Wednesday my dudes 🐸

I don't know if I'm ready for the final episode of dragon ball daima. I don't want it to be over

Assembled this cool wraithlord today. I'm almost done building all of my 40k aeldari minis

It is Wednesday my dudes 🐸

If your job posting says "remote work from home" and only at the very bottom does it say "hybrid remote in location" then fuck you

Only 1 year of ERP?? Now let me tell you about the WoW servers I played on

It is Wednesday my dudes 🐸

It is Wednesday my dudes 🐸

It is Wednesday my dudes 🐸

We're so back (just made a big pot of chilli)

It is Wednesday my dudes 🐸

So you're telling me Bluesky is Twitter that ISN"T run by a literal nazi??? What a world we live in

I'm putting together a team

Back into painting minis for Pathfinder

It is Wednesday my dudes 🐸

I try to keep things positive, but this world is a fucking cesspool of hatred

I have convinced someone else to read the terrible amazing disappointing award winning book Bear by Marian Engel

It is Wednesday my dudes 🐸

I need a second Sunday

It is Wednesday my dudes 🐸

I'm so employable right now. It would be soooo terrible if someone just employed me πŸ‘€

We making gunpla today with the wife :3 🩷

It is Wednesday my dudes 🐸

Wow I sure can't believe I haven't done [redacted] since last year

Happy new year all you lovely moots!!!!

Why is every wizard always a pyromaniac?

It is Wednesday and Christmas my dudes πŸΈπŸŽ„

The correct way to traumatize kids

My last minute gifts get here on time, but the one big gift I ordered for my wife ahead of time gets hit with a "weather delay" and still isn't here 😭

Mew :3

Thank you one day shipping, you save me literally every year