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valacadogan.bsky.social
FFXIV, Warhammer, Warframe. Monster Hunter, He/him. 🔞
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This shit should never be the default.

Tuliyollal thunderstorm, anyone? #FFXIV • #FFXIVScreenshots • #Elezen

No you may not. #ffxivnsfw #miqote

Vala just can’t say no to showing off. #xivnsfw #miqo’te

People will complain games nowadays are too easy then you find out they've been playing the series since they were like 8.

Even after her stay in Thavnair, Vala is still not used to humid climates. #xivnsfw

There are plenty ways to enjoy the view at Solution 9 #FFXIV • #FFXIVScreenshots • #Elezen

#Sinday Treatment 😏 w/ beloved Elezen @sedaweda.bsky.social

Simply Shale ✨ #FFXIV • #FFXIVScreenshots • #Elezen

Bastard giving me the MMO quest treatment.

Place bets on how many gems. Who am I kidding? We all know it's going to be 0.

Monster Hunter is overdue (another) Darkstalkers crossover. (Seriously Capcom, we know you're never going to make a new DS game, at this point we just want the characters used more)

I'm tired of going through my feed and blocking like 3-4 people daily, stop sexualising minors you sick fucks.

I've been farming Odogaron for 3 days, the gem does not exist.

Reminder: Discount chocolates tomorrow are for us single people, the couples had their day.

Finally got the MHWilds beta running, the camp area runs like complete and utter arse. For some reason the devs have linked menu animations to framerate, so game is completely unplayable on older hardware even at the lowest settings at 720p.

Tuesday you say?

Seeing a guide refer to a voice mechanic as "protean". ...my bones.

So far my MH Wilds experience has been nothing but menus a black screen.

Allagan tomestone of Math’s Allagan tomestone of Math Let the arguments begin.

> People skipped Rise because "graphics bad" To get it to run decently, Wilds genuinely looks like a PS2 game on my PC. Then it drops to 6-8fps in the town scene in the benchmark, this may be a skip for me.

I don't think this is going to go well, this has taken 15 mins so far.

Why is Rise so... cosy. I should have picked this game up years ago.

If you ever wonder why IT guys give no fucks, I just had my uncle ask me to fix his frozen phone. He assured me he tried turning it off and on again, he said it wouldn't turn off. I hold the power button for 10 seconds, it turns off. I hold it for 3 seconds, it turns on, now working fine.

Hm, I might look at Wilds in about a year. I remember the Rise beta running like a three legged horse sideways on ice, just picked it and Sunbreak for £12.50 and it runs great as long as everything isn't maxed. Also maybe someone will mod the bowguns so they don't sound as anaemic.

I have ideas for my OC but I need a place to write them down.

Seeing discourse over XIV spaghetti code and I swear none of the people complaining about it have ever encountered actual spaghetti code in their life. In FFXI I remember the two-hander update where the dex:acc ratio was changed from 2:1 to 1:1...

Shale to the rescue of your Sinday #FFXIV • #FFXIVScreenshots • #Elezen

"Fighting makes your gear make babies in the form of crystals" is the best description of soulbinding and materia extraction I've ever heard.

Shale... save me... Save me Shale... #ffxiv #ff14

For some ungodly reason I'm getting the itch to play MHW again.

Fun fact, about 6 months after they introduced the glamour system, Yoshida presented a slide with the top 5 used glamour pieces. F Miqo starter top and legs, as well as hempen camise and pantalettes were four of said top five.

Elezen Legs *applause* #FFXIV • #FFXIVScreenshots • #Elezen

Musk is not going to be happy.

heretic [ #art #ffxiv #elezen ]

If you ever need nightmare fuel for a D&D game: The outhouse mimic. Nothing seems amiss until you're bare arsed, trousers around ankles, about to do your business and then you notice the inside of door has teeth...

Me: "Oh, there's a chaotic/casual raid discord for Primal, maybe I'll actually get a clear." ...they only schedule runs 1am my time onwards. hashtag EUplayeronNAserverproblems

Embarrassing raid moments? Go. I forgot Presence of Mind existed for 1.5 years while maining WHM.

Am I that bad it unlocked the plastic path? -50 - -45 advertised enemy level.

Tuliyollal Sun Blessing 🌞 #FFXIV • #FFXIVScreenshots • #Elezen