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valerlance.bsky.social
lvl 27 wannabe games journalist in nyc (she/her)
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love playing the "do i need to up my meds or is this just the human experience" game

was night skiing alone a couple days ago and it was beautiful and freezing and serene but also SO EASY to imagine monsters bounding out of the black woods and snatching me off my skis to drag me out of the light and eat me alive

BREAD AND CHEESE! DECADENCE!

Tonight, on this sacred galpalentines day, discovered there is a SECOND SEASON of Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles! Auspicious news!!! My future is bright

NOW. hundreds have gathered in union square for the rise up for trans youth rally here in NYC! shooting videos and stills

yearning to use discord emotes on places that are Not Discord

the tetris effect GOT me

bsky icon starting to look like a deviation to me

"Please don't make me bite and tear in this restaurant." - @aetherzenith.bsky.social

something healing about sitting in front of my old tv with a couple vhses and watching an old favorite or two. tactile media was good

tried to eat a quarter of a pomegranite and failed. tried to eat half and failed. the whole pomegranite is gone. the pith and ichor litter my table. how tf did persephone stop with a couple seeds

I say I wouldnt be a good villian but then I see a water bug and start monologuing

why is the light so bright every time i turn my phone on that i feel like im being smote by a fuckin sun god

When I send a message to afriend and they take too long to respond so I get embarrassed and delete it, does, the message go to heaven?

Is sleeping like a vampire good for my back?

wanted to accomplish work thing and wanted to play games today but food and laundry and living ate up the whole damn day 😮‍💨 again

kicking my little feets and squealing b/c my holiday gift to myself this year is TWO Fire Emblem fanzines

Don't forget: it's almost time to stop writing 2024 on forms and instead drawing a picture of a skull with blood pouring from its eye sockets

My early 20s weren't really about school or career goals or discovering myself. Mostly, they were about showing me I don't want to work in food service or retail over and over and over and over and over and over and over again

I do not believe in buying game preorders or special editions today for so many reasons. I will, however, be buying the shit out of the OFF Bad Human Edition for Switch.

Sittin in the cardboard corner with a cat and a cup of tea.

Aria (right) and Motley (left). They seem to prefer to sit atop one another?

As someone who coruns an independent media organization with a paywall…I regret to inform you that they do work and if you want independent journalism to exist you are going to have to subscribe to some publications. Doesn’t have to be all of them! You can rotate, which I do!

Ah. A draft has been returned to me for revision with. 12 comments. 50 suggestions. Heeeere we fuckin goooo

Gonna start rating events I attend by the number of hugs I receive. Today's got me 7 hugs (3 hello and 4 goodbye). Excellent event.. I'm aware this rating system is hugely affected by whether I know people present. I do not care;, thank you for your concern :>

Posting is almost certainly a career risk but on the other hand there's a solid chance it can land you a wife

Saw an ad for a webcomic I don't like. I clicked it and read the last few months of updates. You will be shocked to hear I still don't like it.

Good Morning, Rose (1/5)

Louis, Lestat, L'Strahd, Lacula, all the famous L vampires

this is really basic of a thought to have but i don't understand how anyone with experience being perceived as female can look at how trans women are treated and think those women have more in common with cis men than themselves

Gotham Central is so much better than I could have possibly anticipated. I have laughed out loud so many times. And Renee getting outed was sad and scary but didn't suck to read? Loving it

I know this is old news. But I am so very sad about Game Informer :<

NO DRAFTS!? Where will my brilliant posts languish and then die!???

It's when I am handcuffed to my pc by stressful long-term writing work that my fr dragons thrive.