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valianes.com
former: esports legend, youtube sensation & bartending icon current: washed up nobody.
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hello, its me, an online celebrity

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ok we definitely lost the national anthem battle.. what the fuck was that

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this hockey game better be the closest to war we ever get

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holy shit I missed international hockey. its been too damn long, there isn't much better. never heard montreal cheer so loud for a leaf goal

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

february 1st, time to get wet

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

content is freaking back on the menu, eat up youtu.be/MRWB__zSqR0

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

In an adult I’m allowed to stay up until 5am if I want, you’re not the boss of me

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

if john turturro and christopher walken don’t make out in severance season 2, i’m never watching tv again

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

content is freaking back www.youtube.com/watch?v=_E8q...

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

spoon is the best utensil and it’s not even close. followed by knife and then fork. this is not up for debate

submitted 49 days ago • 0 comments

socializing and making new friends

submitted 56 days ago • 0 comments

In Australia they don’t call it ketchup. It’s called “tomato sauce” Fucking heathens, this is what happens when you ship all your criminals to one island

submitted 62 days ago • 0 comments

yeah sure dude I guess why not

submitted 69 days ago • 0 comments

Been in Australia for 4 days and just heard my first “naurrr” in the wild. Haven’t heard anyone call anyone a cunt yet. No mentions of chicken salt. Will report back with further updates.

submitted 73 days ago • 0 comments

me when I do something that impresses the youths

submitted 73 days ago • 0 comments

unstoppable force vs immovable object: united healthcare ceo’s white privilege vs luigi mansion’s white privilege battle of the century

submitted 74 days ago • 0 comments

noodlesquad rise up

submitted 75 days ago • 1 comment

hello. I would like to use my undeserved fame to scam people and make a lot of money. who do I talk tuah bout this

submitted 81 days ago • 0 comments

sometimes the jokes write themselves

submitted 82 days ago • 0 comments

TIME FOR SPORTS

submitted 96 days ago • 0 comments

I would like to see Jake Paul get murdered on live television

submitted 100 days ago • 0 comments

anyone care to take a stab at interpreting whatever the hell this means

submitted 101 days ago • 0 comments

no

submitted 102 days ago • 0 comments

excited for another fantastic day of browsing on the world wide web

submitted 104 days ago • 0 comments

The problem with Dems is they absolutely fucking suck at politics. Not a single clue how to win an election and a staunch refusal to change Democrats are bad politicians, republicans are bad people. I wish this was a wake up call for 2028 but I am not hopeful in the slightest

submitted 109 days ago • 0 comments

Looking forward to 4 years of the dumbest, most insufferable people on the planet having their shrill voices amplified and their horrendous ideals put in place and then blaming everybody but themselves when things inevitably go horribly wrong

submitted 109 days ago • 0 comments

all the worst people you know are about to be even more insufferable

submitted 110 days ago • 0 comments

the kids these days don’t automatically put their fingers on WASD when sitting in front of a keyboard and it shows

submitted 113 days ago • 0 comments

new web site

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