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band of brothers except its all my favorite girlies and we're together in a war or whatever its kinda hot to parachute together behind enemy lines and secure objectives but instead of mean boy comradery after the fighting is done each night we have sex with each other its called band of sisters and-

just figured out all the layers to (kimmy). follow for more literary insights

the most annoying thing about the "trans people are all easily triggered" propaganda is that even ostensible allies think they have to walk on egg shells around us despite basically every trans person i know having incredibly thick skin. like relax it's fine just be normal it's seriously nbd

I think I'd be a lot better at my job if I could have a girl's tongue in my mouth while I drafted up my reports

Got the first two done, plus laundry! 😤

hey. its me. im gonna say a few things on this acct & then im gonna go bc the culture here is bad rn imo first & most importantly, to cirice. i take full responsibility for the things i said to u & the harm it caused u. i apologize for that unequivocally. i lashed out in anger & in hurt ..

Pretty much

"it was such a small study i do not see how this is news" jesus christ really??

severance is a great show because the average female character is a monstrously dedicated ice-chewing psychopath while the average male character is a sopping wet cat

if you're struggling to drink enough fluids, cold brew tea might be your solution steep 3 tbsp of leaves in a 64 oz mason jar full of water overnight, and you're good to go!

replying "is this yuri" to everything I see after 11pm

i still think about him every time i have sex. "this is for abe-chan", i tell my gf, raising my fist to the heavens. my gf hates me

Nightsky reminders - get something to eat - drink some water - take your meds - check your posture

call me a costco hotdog in the way I'm a cheap and dependable weiner

i'm drunk if anyone is wondering

you cannot properly appreciate the metroid series if you do not understand samus as a lesbian transsexual

There are still times I wonder if I'm trans enough* and then I'm reminded that I'm basically a trans cliche *rationally I know that there's no such thing as "trans enough" but insecurities aren't rational

everey morning i slam a VHS copy of beetlejucoe into the player and then snort an entire adderall adnt hen— its posteign time abbeyzzz

me: *describing in vivid detail how much I love eating kale* other universe 6 saiyans: o_o;;;