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I'm stubborn, smart, snarky, savvy, and self-assured. I'm also pragmatic about my crazy and have a penchant for fire. TikTok @ValkyrieForHire Venmo @ValkyrieForHire
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IYKYK

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Putting ketchup on a hot dog is now a cardinal sin #popeleoxiv

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All very good questions. #tariffs

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

The enemy of my enemy is my friend. On a case by case basis. #thehandmaidstale

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

Cue the howling about the Super Bowl Haltime show.

submitted 90 days ago • 0 comments

Will someone convince Taylor Swift to buy TikTok already? www.kare11.com/article/news...

submitted 96 days ago • 0 comments

Same.

submitted 101 days ago • 0 comments

Has anyone found a healthy balance between staying informed and not losing their god damned mind?

submitted 101 days ago • 1 comment

Defending-Women-from-Gender-Ideology-Extremism-and-Restoring-Biological-Truth-to-the-Federal-Government. On the White House website. Are we taking our cues from the 1990s-era Taliban? Because I remember the Ministry-for-the-Propagation-of-Virtue-and-the-Prevention-of-Vice.

submitted 107 days ago • 0 comments

I’m going to tell people this was Elon Musk #inaugurationday

submitted 110 days ago • 0 comments

Go open TikTok right now and tell me who is the first to come up on your fyp @sea-ya-later.bsky.social and @emilydubious.bsky.social

submitted 111 days ago • 1 comment

When the mittens come for you…

submitted 111 days ago • 0 comments

Honestly.

submitted 112 days ago • 0 comments

Heads up, USAA app is fucky right now.

submitted 113 days ago • 1 comment

The weather is going to be below 20 degrees. It isn’t compulsory that she attend.

submitted 114 days ago • 0 comments

I think people who are concerned about the social and political "consequences" of Michelle Obama skipping the inauguration don't know enough working class families and where this ranks on their list of concerns.

submitted 115 days ago • 1084 comments

Special Counsel Smith’s report has been released www.justice.gov/storage/Repo... #justicedotgov

submitted 116 days ago • 0 comments

The Carter Center’s photographer deserves a raise. This image is perfect. I have no notes #legacy

submitted 119 days ago • 0 comments

Real talk #thegulf

submitted 120 days ago • 0 comments