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I know some of the stuff I pen may seem odd. But bear with me, I have to put it somewhere, lest I end up like my neighbors.
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I wish IQ47 would end his presidential position as quickly as Katy Perry ended her singing career.

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To be filed under: Sunday, March 9th When I write in my journal, I always write out the month. As in March 8, instead of number- slash-number-slash-year. I believe writing out the month adds to a certain something. Though I'm uncertain what it is, I suspect readers may wander in and when

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Every HBO MAX series (insert law inforcement agent here) returns to their home town after 20 years to solve a murder of two young girls. But are soon to be faced with the demons of their own past

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FAFO PROJECT 2025 Marco Rubio’s State Department press release: After negotiating with Panama, now U.S. government vessels can transit the Panama Canal without charge fees. Panama Povich: The results are, that is a lie.

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FAFO PROJECT 2025 Why is Elon Musk who is an unelected Ketamine using billionaire still in the treasury? Now he has a 23 year old kid in there writing code. Why? Answer: because a large part of democrats belong to Blue MAGA. What skillet head is still doing in the treasury in beyond me. WAKE up.

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FAFO PROJECT 2025 Update: Elon Musk has gained access to the U.S. Treasury. Elon is worth 450 billion dollars He now has access to more than 6 trillion dollars. What does this mean to you?

submitted 94 days ago • 1 comment

Weird facts: George Washington's Mansion at Mount Vernon is the centerpiece of his historic estate along the Potomac River. Fact 2: George Washington signed the Constitution of the United States on September 17, 1787 at…

submitted 96 days ago • 1 comment

IQ47 over the last two weeks, counting, has harshed my mellow so much that I went down along the River today for a much needed stroll. Not the same river that Neil Young shot his baby (IYKYK), you know. And yet it seemed the same.

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We will not fall. We are the 99%.

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Looks like if you have the gas, there are free oranges in California complimentary of FAFO PROJECT 2025

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Good morning and your daily memo on FAFO PROJECT 2025 She speaks of Naomi Kline book The Shock Doctrine I read it years back when Bush haf it banned from the USA . Remember Shock and Awe Yeah Its a must read. Stay viligent www.tiktok.com/t/ZT2FCCVET/

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Things you only hear in the movies. 1. You don’t have to do this 2. Can we have the room please? 3. What are you doing here? 4. Where were you between (enter date) 5. Are you seeing this? 6. Here, wear this baseball cap, put your hair in a ponytail and meet me back here at 6. You’ll be just fine.

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So I’m at Smart and Final this morning for a few items. And I decided to venture down the Hispanic food aisle. Now I’m half Mexican and I’m here to inform you if you’ve ever been to Smart and Final. The entire store is fucking Hispanic food.

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If you purchase a burner phone but you call someone on their cell phone; can you still be traced. Asking for the lady one block over.

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A land owner in Texas donated land to set up interment camps for those that are to be deported. I wonder if these camps will be near farmlands Do you see where I’m going with this? Does free farm labor come to mind? This is not that far fetched, the term ‘yes sir massa’ will be reborn.

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I’m looking forward to going to hell. Where there will be poets, hookers, thieves and thugs. Along with the forgotten and left behinds. For they surely will be more ethically and morally adjusted than the Christians I’ve seen.

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Why is it that when someone digs a grave on TV or in a movie, they are perfectly dug? Right angles. Perfect walls. Decent depth. I’m hesitant to say that if I ever were to dig a grave I’m pretty sure it will be oblong, at best,

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Now that Dr. Oz will be heading the Medicare and Medicaid program and when they cut the funds we put in. He will show us how to combine, honey, mint and Brussel sprouts into a paste that we can rub it on our chest for financial relief.

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Jr has been appointed head of the US Department of Health and Human Services. When he was diagnosed with having worms eating away at his brain last year

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Davis Lynch now needs a oxygen feed in order to walk. He had been smoking since the age of eight. I’m going to need a moment.

submitted 172 days ago • 1 comment

Remember 23 and Me And Ancestry dot com Yeah me too. I’ve been of the mind if they want my DNA they will get it if I ever go to prison. Just because one is paranoid doesn’t mean they aren’t watching you.

submitted 173 days ago • 0 comments

I just purchase a turkey breast for thanksgiving. And yet I feel terrible for the family that on thanksgiving day when mom brings out the turkey and sits it down on the ramble, the look on the kids faces when all they see are a few turkey legs and two sorry wings.

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I just read a piece on someone that recently died peacefully. For some reason I don’t understand how that happens. Maybe it’s like the feeling one gets when peeing after holding it for a while.

submitted 176 days ago • 1 comment

Ok, just made the quantum leap from X. And on my way out I unleashed a flesh eating virus to decimate the entire platform. So I guess what I’m saying is that there is no going back. So would someone direct me to the nearest donut shop. Taking out an entire platform leaves on ravenous.

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