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luis | 29 | he/him | 🇻🇪 | floridian in california | plant doctor @archetyper.bsky.social 🥐💕
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Oh shit

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i’m convinced that the secret lives of mormon wives is a social experiment not unlike the stanford prison experiment

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why does it feel a little embarrassing when the lead single is your favorite track off an album

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still thinking about how diverse the characters were in horizon zero dawn. and the amount of hairy man tits.

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ok i’ve listened to princess of power a few more times and marina i am so sorry i let my stan card waver for a moment.

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I didn’t just come here to dance if you know what I mean‼️ Do you know what I mean⁉️

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hey, i made a terrible comic instead of working #makeaterriblecomicday2025

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me and my beautiful #zucchinis from the farmers market yesterday

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finally played horizon zero dawn and it was saur so good and it was exactly the kind of game i needed. also didn’t realize it was the same game studio as death stranding so how apt. 🙂‍↕️

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very rare that an update from Gaza is good to hear — but WCK’s tenacious commitment to its kitchens there is that rarity I just donated again to support their work and hope you can & will too

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Cancer season be upon ye

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found these high-waisted pants that fit perfectly but are little short so i did not buy these yesterday but then my shorts ripped and haven’t stopped thinking about these pants so i went back today and decided i’m going for a european look.

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happy samia saturday to all who celebrate 💋 open.spotify.com/track/1ILW9D...

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well yes!

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new 2015 SOPHIE… 🥹 open.spotify.com/track/3Xe85z...

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My mom left an eviction notice for the carpenter bees burrowing into our porch

submitted 10 days ago • 70 comments

it’s that time of the year

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finally listening to the postal service and losing my mind because 1. cindy this is excellence 2. did not know it was the lead singer of death cab for cutie 3. what do you mean they only made one album

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30 years of this work of art

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Friday the 13th falling on Pride month this year

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Reposting this for no particular reason

submitted 229 days ago • 245 comments

taking baby steps to actually selling baked goods. 🫣

submitted 14 days ago • 2 comments

made a peach and blueberry vanilla cake for a friend’s birthday. :^)

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jumpscare of recognizing your local gay club’s bathroom in a stranger’s photo on here

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fun, easy listening yet again from the knocks and dragonette but also love that aquaria is (literally) the face of this album open.spotify.com/album/3My0ta...

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fame is a gun………sympathy is a knife….and love……is a battlefield

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well gays, somehow like half my underwear is ripping at the same time so what brands do we like lately

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fame……………..is a gun

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what’s the first album you bought with your own money? her tour for this was also my first concert. 🙂‍↕️

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Fujoshi queen iktr

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