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vampirekiril.bsky.social
Comedian. Psychology Writer. Zen Master. I will change your life. https://www.youtube.com/@vampire_kiril
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i no longer accept or answer to DMs. everyone is a pajeet scammer pretending to be a girl to chat me up asking personal questions.

what i love about the tiktok ban is i no longer have to look at trash women trying to rage bait with dancing and showing their butts. if you are woman with something of value to say...you dont need to do dances and bounce your tits like a prostitute. DISGUSTING.

how many of my followers even see my posts? cause i feel like these 6'8k followers are BOTS

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For me its the MASTECH MS8265 multimeter. It has all the dials making me look smart and fancy. I spilled sugar soda on it 2 years ago and the knob seized moving. But then I opened it up and cleaned the dry sugar (i didnt even need to open it) and it works perfectly. #mastech #multimeter #mechanic

i saw a lot of muslims begging for retweets about palestine and "needing donations". i did retweet them and i didnt get a single thank you. how weird is that? you take their side...but no thank you kiril. just give me....do this....and ignored. remember this about muslims

How do you do fellow calzonnes? real butter, real olive oil, real ham, real cheese, pickles, olives. live stream of me making it -> www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yhw3...

ENGLAND >Massive pakistani rape gang problem >LETS CRACK DOWN ON VIRGIN LOSERS WHO SIT IN THEIR BEDROOMS

my potato in a bucket is a huge success. all sprouted and shooting up.

A few days ago (((Jonathan Greenblatt))) the head of the ADL went in front on the Knesset which is the Israeli version of Congress but with even more power and authority and said pic related where he announced the Israeli Governments plan to turn all electronic devices they control into Micro-IEDs

mandatory read "why to stay away from bulgarians" ourchan.org/pol/thread/4...

why would women be so unhappy

www.youtube.com/watch?v=illW... making a half pizza half banica is such a life hack i shoudlnt be even showing you. just using frozen pizza folded dough. you can make this in 20 minutes without even making a mess. #recipe #cooking #pizza #tasty #homemade #baking

meta legalized making fun of gay people, but you still cant criticize the israelis. problem is i dont really care about gay people. dont you EVER forget the rich are your #1 enemy #meta #facebook #elon

shoutout to #graveyardkeeper it really is an amazing game. #games #indie

elon musk was just rattling for weeks about how Americans just don't work hard enough, and that indians are more dedicated and hard working, yet this loser can't even play his own character in a video game because he's too f-king lazy. #elon #musk #poe

we made a decision to stop buying turkish/arabic doners and stop shopping from indian shops. stop funding your population replacements. only one way to fight back. stop giving them money. you want fast food eat a greek gyro, buy a local burger. make your choice today. you are being replaced.

never forget elon musk is the true definition of a loser. he SACRIFICED his son with gender surgery at 16. he is friends with ghislaine and a regular at epstein island. he did that to join the "rich club" liev schreiber also sacrificed his son. The kids were groomed. elon would dance for money.

elon signed changing the gender of his son when he was 16. an irreversible surgery. when i was 16 i was into yu-gi-oh and wanted to join the army. dont be fooled that the child wanted it. that was ritual sacrifice. could have let the kid wear skirts, didnt had to cut him up over a sexual fetish.

As a man that's worked for the last 7 years I must say I rather grow potatoes in my room and kiss my wife's feet every day than to get another job. I dunno if my book will make me money or will I become a professional thief but I know I can't stand working with people anymore.

Once again, if elon/tesla cared about the environment they would have made the batteries easy enough to reach and swap every 10 years, without paying tesla 10,000$, they would have made a guide on how to diy your own carbon batteries. but its all about money and profits.

my review got posted. i am a notty boy

I got BANNED from the antiwork discord for suggesting growing some food at home is a viable way to show a middle finger to corporations. Today I'm growing lettuce and a potato plant at in my room, I run my youtube, I'm finishing my first book. F7ck these discord losers. you're a disgrace.

Seasoning my chopping board with coconut oil www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ppB... #kitchen #cooking #wood #seasoning #oil #diy

seasoned my chopping board with coconut oil. yea i didnt know its a thing too. #cooking #kitchen #board #wood #wax #seasoning #care #diy

the person here that was asking what message to bring to his fans but didnt want to tell them to get their savings OUT of the banks, turned out to describe himself as a "jew" on his bluesky profile. but i will ALWAYS tell you to get your savings OUT of the bank

joining the army in 2 weeks. just you wait hailey lujan. ill get in shape soon! ill die for israel any day now! #pizza