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Vampire Kitty 🐈‍⬛ 🏳️‍⚧️ • 26 • Queen of Bad Luck 🩸 NSFW 18+
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i'm only alive bc i haven't gotten my revenge yet

matching with men on dating apps and then them undoing it the moment they find out i'm trans is giving me brain damage

it'll all work out

need boy tongue..

why would you, as a man, ever cut your hair???

just got whistled at while at the gas station. nature is healing

feels like my world has shattered around me ever since i hit my 20's, and every time i try to pick up a piece, i drop two more

somtimes i feel like i was born to be one of those people who aren't meant to be happy

a cock that balls so hard, it's torturous

meowww

whenever I need to cry, i listen to ted mosby's monologue about how he wish he met his wife 45 days sooner

thank god i have nice boobs

estrogen's like "hey what if you cried all day for absolutely no reason"

save me local friends..

ah yes, my favorite animal: The Bug

i think a hug would heal me

all around me are familiar faces

so used to love bombing that anything else feels super weird

yeah so basically i'm getting married

have a date today with someone who i fear is violently out of my league. i'm scared

why is every male on dating apps a hiker/rock climber/traveler?? where do they all come from, the mountains?

anyone who ever had me as a girlfriend fumbled me.

morning, queers

yeah okay

i don't wanna download a dating app, but i dunno how to meet people since i deleted my last one (facebook)

should get stoned and listen to the lonely island for a nostalgia giggle

constantly in the "i love being single" vs "i hate being single" battle

i'm too hot to be this kissless for so long

girls have two moods

sometimes i'll extract one of my teeth and sneak them in someone's pocket

you couldn't handle me, i cry when i cum

planning is for fools when your life makes a dramatic shift on a monthly basis

started calling my friends "bestie" ironically 3 years ago, and not it is my strongest term of endearment

Frotnite buttholepass

stares at you like this until you give me a lil treat

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