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I swear to god bluesky I never even cracked wise about anything related to soccer, I block accounts and click "Show Me Less Of This" ad nauseum, stop reminding me I don't know another single human being on here, it's like being one of two guys at an office and he LOVES his footie! Spare me.

Yo bluesky I don't give a flip about computers, soccer, other people's sandwiches, or video games, I'm just a dick, stop guessing my interests based on my shithead replies.

in the trump administration, “merit” is pronounced “white” like how strom thrumond said it.

If you voted for Shitler for anything besides being a massive racist or billionaire, you're a staggering rube. "Business acumen" he built a casino across from his casino and bankrupted them both.

Twitter is now an American right wing disinformation machine interfering in global politics. Your participation in it, is collaboration and nothing less.

DOGE recommended firing workers at: -FDA, which oversees Neuralink -FAA, which oversees SpaceX -USAID, which probed Starlink -CFPB, which oversees Tesla's financing arm and a potential payment platform on X. "Conflict of interest" is a severe understatement.

wow

I have already blocked more people on Bluesky for suck jokes than I will ever follow.

Chris Paul exploiting a glitch to speedrun the skills contest was easily the best part of nba all star weekend

it’s cool that they’re letting the NBA guys play a little basketball during the breaks of this kevin hart special

What if Salinger became a recluse because he wrote Caulfield as a heroic version of himself, like a Larry David calling everyone out on perceived bullshit, and he was aghast everyone hated him?

What are the odds that Lebron never intended to play in the #NBAASG but brought Bronny with him and tried to have him take his place?

Mac McClung has the coolest job in the world. Nobody ever yells at him about whether his team loses, and then one night per year, he just has to do one or two cool things. The Santa Claus of dunking

4 weeks into Shitler's second term and in Placer County, CA, gas prices are more than 50 cents higher per gallon and eggs are $9/dozen, and inflation is back up. Thanks Trump voters for giving that fat sack the keys back to wreck everything while the 3 things you blamed Biden for have gotten worse.

"Please respect my privacy even though my job is blathering on public platforms."

My friend Terry asked me if it’s normal for the announcers to give opinions throughout the game. I said, yeah, it’s Common Terry

JEN PSAKI: Democrats just lost everything. They control nothing... JON STEWART: They do control the email lists that continue to ask for money.

It's hard to be a dork and a dumb-dumb simultaneously but Doofus pulls it off

I rode the back of the bus. I buried Dr. King. You want me to participate in your little hate-a-thon against some other group? Kindly kiss my black ass.