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Had a nightmare where I was trapped in a large abandoned building where I was being chased by the Xenomorph. Was not helped that all my companions had the intelligence of a wet towel. Do not go off alone, you're gonna get eaten. Quit blasting YouTube, SHE CAN HEAR YOU!

Just discovered there's a way to play as Pyke, Rett and Leboosh from #stardustrhapsody in #TinyFrontiers. Possibly even Dandy. But I have no idea how to build Chuckles yet. #sdr #tinyd6

Bought some random generator #dice. Normal d12 for scale. #dnd #pathfinder #ttrpg

You know you've been staffing conventions too long when you can just slam out a fake schedule and guest of honor page for a #CallOfCthulhu one-shot... #nerd

Has anyone tried turning the US off and then on again?

Imagine war breaks out and a bunch of Elder Millenial nerds show up with yaoi paddles

Sorry, I'm having too much fun with these #loa #stardustrhapsody #sdr #pyke #rett

More from the Incorrect Quotes Generator #loa #eom

Been a hot minute since I played around with the Incorrect Quotes Generator #loa #ouaw

Few weeks ago, I witnessed 2 vehicles on 2 different occasions, drive the wrong way down a 1-way street on the same intersection Thought that's gotta be a metaphor for something Earlier this month I saw another car, same intersection, drive through 2 red lights That's gotta be a metaphor, right?

"Maybe it's not that you have bad dice. Maybe you're just playing the wrong game."

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Already avoid shopping there now.

Episode 36 and 37 Uh. Bastion is a student. And you're talking about marrying him. I need an adult. Wait, I am an adult. I need another adult. #yugiohgx

evergreen sentiment

If my 🌶 fanfics or fanart land me in prison, at least I will be among good company.

In a sentence never before uttered by humans, I am delighted to share that an alligator stole my conservation instructor’s hat by jauntily walking into the water while wearing it 🐊

Bad #DND idea Players find some weird looking vases in a curio shop. Almost seem to glow but doesn't seem to have any magical properties. It's uranium glass.

I'm a massive Golden Girls fan, so I can think of no better leadership for my Adeptus Sororitas. I've been working through this concept for YEARS and I'm excited to finally have it accomplished. Shout out to @bssterrain for the amazing head sculpts. #warhammercommunity #warhammer40k #goldengirls

Well, the dice I ordered finally arrived so I have that going for me, I guess (Tiny Dungeon, Tiny Wastelands, and Tiny Supers)

Artist: False Knees

“How many generations do you expect me to speak for? For all I know, the country could turn around in ten years and decide to lock up all the Jews. We run or fight when we have to, and we rebuild in between. Works a lot better than the alternative.” - Winter Tide, Ruthanna Emrys

"We really have...the raids, everyone’s clear on what a bad idea they were. Some on purely practical grounds, because most of the actual nasty cultists went to ground and didn’t get caught, and some because they’ve genuinely realized it was evil." - Winter Tide, Ruthanna Emrys

"Humans are awful people." - Winter Tide, Ruthanna Emrys

Sorry I'm just in a really bad place right now (United States)

Running on 4 hrs of sleep, 2 cups of coffee, a 15 minute nap and fumes

i'm tired of being told to stop doomscrolling. i'm just scrolling, it's not my fault there's doom on there

Actual shower thought: The Little Shop of Horrors is a morality play. You have an ordinary human being who finds an otherworldly being, and uses it to take out people who have done wrong. The power gets to be too much and he starts hurting the people closest to him and... that's just Death Note

From Dan Rather: The popular cosmetics and skincare company e.l.f. is also sticking with its robust DEI programs. The company’s board is a reflection of its commitment to DEI. It is made up of 78% women and 44% people of color. #TYElf

We are in the worst timeline and I hate it