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vanillascott.bsky.social
Thirty year veteran of the never-frustrating film and television industry. Raised by Kate Bush.
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Mineralogists know that manganese is the money mineral.

submitted 248 days ago • 0 comments

I know a lot of people mute their TVs when the #Kars4Kids commercial comes blaring on. I don't. I unplug the TV, wheel it out into the back yard and set it on fire.

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Old people sure love finding weird new ways to add copper to products that definitely do not need copper in them.

submitted 284 days ago • 0 comments

It'll be obvious to professional creative types like @gailsimone.bsky.social and @neilhimself.neilgaiman.com but to the uninitiated, what I was trying to do with this ouvre is bring the style and wit of a Fatsy Patsy into the digital age with hip and young characters talking about today's issues.

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About ten years ago I decided I wanted to make a comic strip about a girl from Aurora, Illinois using #Microsoft #Word exclusively. I just ran across a few of them. #comics #comicstrip

submitted 289 days ago • 0 comments

One thing that is different about my life post-pandemic is that I can be awake, busy, have energy, etc…but if I eat a meal, even a tiny one, my body says “We’re going to sleep NOW! And I mean RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!” And I try to make it to my bed before I hit the floor. #pandemic #fallout

submitted 289 days ago • 0 comments

Fresh mozz, ricotta, balsamic-kissed pancetta & cremini’s. #pizzaporn #dinner #pizza

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@chrislhayes.bsky.social Regarding stealing roomfuls of government secrets and getting that trial postponed indefinitely, Trump pulled off Watergate on steroids and I feel like everyone is just shrugging. Cannon knew the media were gonna be so deep in pornstar land she could do anything she wanted.

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Wheat toast, ricotta, agave and blueberries. I can’t stop eating this. 😲 #breakfastfordinner

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I can’t stop thinking of that poor worm starving to death.

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Back in the day, the fact that Goop sold out of their Gwyneth Paltrow's vagina candle in literal seconds and, rather than produce more, followed up with an Albert Brook's balls candle makes me think she's kidding? Maybe? Or just...I don't know. Maybe I need to read Goop's mission statement.

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