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she/her/Goddess. International Socalite. Aria's mom. Maverick, Braylon & Kobe's Aunt. Juris Doctor. #ENFP Neurodivergent.🦄 vibes
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May your work day not include any escalations or “really quick” impromptu meetings.

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Tom Brady during sex:

submitted 15 hours ago • 8 comments

#nerdhumor

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Breaking News: Scattered pills were found near the body of Betsy Arakawa, the wife of Gene Hackman, an affidavit said. His body was found in another room.

submitted 18 hours ago • 52 comments

I cannot believe i am not at carnival

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Orgain chocolate Protein Powder + Frozen Cherries + oat milk= meal replacement.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Me, daily.

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Beyond the gates. Go watch it.

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

I love my supervisor.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

This All Day✊🏽👍🏽

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Wouldn't it just be a damn shame if EVERYONE emailed their five accomplishments, or 5 thoughts, or insults for Elon, to OPM as they requested of federal employees, thereby crashing the site? Sounds like good trouble to me. PASS IT ON.

submitted 4 days ago • 558 comments

I want some crab legs

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that’s wild my mom watched her everyday

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Alright second sleep I’m ready for you

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Really want to start a cult. But a nice one. No sexual abuse or living in fear. Just a little exploitation of your labor to build a happy community where I’m the charismatic leader.

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And have Pinterest boards set up with her favourite things 🙂💕✨

submitted 5 days ago • 3 comments

Hi 👋🏼 Are you a federal worker who has to send 5 bullet points to Elon Musk about what you did this week? Send them to me, too. [email protected] Or jacobbbogage.87 securely on Signal

submitted 5 days ago • 28 comments

Remember when everyone used social media just for funsiesssss No algorithm, no ads, no influencers… it was just vibes 😭 Random photos on IG, celebrities beefing on Twitter, we were just goofing around 😭😭😭

submitted 5 days ago • 10 comments

Happy mashramani to my dear land of Guyana 🇬🇾

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

It's gonna get up to 51 in the DMV today. Have some fun and get some sun on your face

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

I mean, they could have cut the cord on the felon…

submitted 7 days ago • 9 comments

People will waste as much of your time as you let them.

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

no

submitted 6 days ago • 3 comments

IDK about yall but I'm ready for my AI robot. Please go wash and fold them clothes for me.

submitted 6 days ago • 2 comments

Make out hours...

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This is the adulthood i was promised!

submitted 8 days ago • 2 comments

Drake threw that chancleta at the drone the same way my 3-year old niece throws things at me when she’s mad.

submitted 8 days ago • 6 comments

That’s how you write a headline, people.

submitted 9 days ago • 571 comments

I'm supposed to pulling an all nighter 😮‍💨🥱yea right Lolol

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

So much pressure

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😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨

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Now this is actually what should've been done for sometime. But I'm not giving praise.

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😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨

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Men are the greatest

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Aye man... talk to me fucking nice. I just won my first NAACP Image Award.

submitted 9 days ago • 4 comments

Anne Marie Hochhalter, who spoke publicly about the long-lasting effects of gun violence after she was paralyzed in the 1999 mass shooting at Columbine High School in Colorado, was found dead on Sunday at her home. She was 43. nyti.ms/3X8xaB0

submitted 9 days ago • 108 comments

Just say 'you're beautiful'. Less words. More effective. Dumb ass.

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

I think a long make out session could cure me...

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

A$AP Rocky found not Guilty in Assault Trial

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

First yalll acted a fool over toilet paper in the panini. I shouldve been trying to look for a fully remote position then to gtf

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment