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vanpickle.bsky.social
husband, father, engineer, part-time hostage negotiator, three time world sarcasm runner-up . 42
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Could two followers please copy and re-post this tweet to show that someone is always there? National Suicide Prevention Hotline Call: 0800 689 5652 (UK) 1-800-273-8255 (USA) 1.833.456.4566 (Canada)

submitted 60 days ago • 15 comments

The acorn didn't fall far from the coke dealer

submitted 66 days ago • 0 comments

Elon made a post saying his team was 'investigating the Tesla blowing up immediately. His men were on it' A TESLA RANDOMLY BLOWS UP AND YOU NEED TO SEE IF IT MIGHT HAVE BEEN YOUR COMPANY'S FAULT? So you must think it's possible?

submitted 69 days ago • 0 comments

ho ho NO!

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments

America right now: "I took this picture of the drones from my back yard!"

submitted 87 days ago • 0 comments

"Who's a guy got to kill to get to meet the President these days?"

submitted 87 days ago • 0 comments

Imagine if 9/11 happened with TODAY'S internet and media. Can you imagine the disinformation flowing from every corner? We spent YEARS coming up with theories on this one single photoshopped image last time.

submitted 88 days ago • 0 comments

what if the drones are just Greg Brady shining a light on a sheet?

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Today's Verse from the Trump Bible. Exodus 22:21 21 “Do not mistreat or oppress a foreigner, for you were foreigners in Egypt.

submitted 97 days ago • 0 comments

excellent

submitted 109 days ago • 0 comments

Slow but surely we're building up a little community here lads and ladies. You absolutely love to see it.

submitted 115 days ago • 10 comments

Trump's plan to bring down grocery prices is simple. 1. outlaw all vaccines. 2. children die of measles 3. the family now doesn't have to buy as many groceries.

submitted 116 days ago • 0 comments

Just announced! Trump names his new head of the Department of Hamberders (DOH)

submitted 116 days ago • 0 comments

Heads up! Many accounts over here are trying to impersonate me. I am THE Otto Van Pickles. If the post seems really stupid, that's not me.

submitted 116 days ago • 0 comments