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Mom is popping off in the family group chat

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BREAKING: Warner Bros. Games is shutting down Monolith Productions, Player First Games, and WB San Diego, sources tell Bloomberg News. Warner Bros. is also canceling the Wonder Woman game.

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i keep reading posts from people getting laid off in genuinely every possible tech industry you can imagine and it's so fucking insane that the thing people have to worry about isn't "can an AI do my job" but "can a very stupid person convince my boss that an AI can do my job"

submitted 1 day ago • 32 comments

Someone's got to get all of this cake out of my house before I eat myself to death

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Elon Musk Holds Office-Wide Contest To Guess How Many Sperm In Cup theonion.com/elon-mu...

submitted 2 days ago • 137 comments

I don't have Instagram anymore so I feel like I need to share this picture of me on an elliptical before my wedding here

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Aaaand closed on our house today. The past four days have been such a blur.

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I don’t care that you personally think a society oriented around human need instead of profit is a long dead fantasy Dominant economic systems change. capitalism will end too. One way or the other

submitted 3 days ago • 16 comments

Hot wife hot wife hot wife (and husband)

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I got married 🤵👰‍♀️

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The next Bond movie will be titled "Time to Die Mister Bond, Handcrafted Artisanal Film Movie for Men – Perfecf Christmas Gift and Funny Realistic Spy Gag, Harmless Entertainment Prank for Kids and Adults, Realistic Vanilla Scent 7.9 Ounce Motion Picture (Pack of 1)"

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My whole family starts crying as the judge sentences me to get on a commercial flight

submitted 9 days ago • 100 comments

I was just cutting an apple for a snack and realized there should be more day-to-day opportunities for regular guys to say "my blade found purchase." Not many chances to say such things in today's relatively bladeless society

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Damn, this stuff must be pretty good

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(explaining bugs bunny to a girl) ok the thing you gotta know about this guy is hes basically never serious. He is always clowning on others

submitted 10 days ago • 141 comments

(pointing to punisher logo on policeman's shirt while being arrested stealing baby shoes from Ross) thats fucking awesome . I love dead pool

submitted 10 days ago • 34 comments

I see so many posts from psychopaths on LinkedIn and find myself wondering if people call them out in the comments for being insane assholes, or does everyone just sort of politely play along?

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A bit weird to think about, but I'm making some of the biggest moves of my life as the country implodes in the background. I'm getting married and closing on a house in the span of a week or so. IDK what the future holds, but I'm going to keep living my life regardless of the uncertainty.

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🚨 New Daoboys alert 🚨 youtu.be/wL5UpOrHTBY?...

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It's your patriotic duty to spray paint a giant dick and balls on every Tesla you see

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PC Gamer, June 1998

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H O W A R D

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gravity is doing a better job opposing the GOP than the Democrats are

submitted 21 days ago • 79 comments

Unfortunately the Constitution did not foresee a situation where the president does whatever he wants and says "What are you gonna do about it dork"

submitted 24 days ago • 644 comments

What the heck? I just bought a house?

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I find it sickening that “leftists” are discriminating against one of our smallest minorities, billionaires. They are our bosses and if you don’t like your boss then I don’t know what to tell you

submitted 25 days ago • 4 comments

Bulma💙

submitted 26 days ago • 13 comments

Worried about a fascist takeover? This sheet-pan paella will make you feel like you’re in 1930s Spain.

submitted 25 days ago • 88 comments

Wives hate it when you tell them your guts are feeling very “loosey goosey”

submitted 27 days ago • 10 comments

I've assembled a team of the most horrible perverts and criminals you've ever seen and we're going to fix this country

submitted 27 days ago • 633 comments

What a bizarre connection. I was trying to think of where I'd heard of this site before, and remembered SkillUp mentions it quite frequently in review round ups. Good on the staff for ditching that dumb Nazi fuck, and best of luck to them moving forward

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

it's been a rough week so i thought i'd rotate a gyro for everyone. as a treat

submitted 28 days ago • 540 comments

all context aside the line “are you supportive of these onesies” is insane lmfao

submitted 28 days ago • 38 comments

Hmm, seems bad. I'm starting to get a weird feeling about this Trump guy

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Every time I see a $100,000,000 fighter plane crash it reminds me of the time when I was nearly fired from my assistant manager job at a grocery store for accidentally letting a case of ice cream melt and wonder if I and the pilot feel similarly

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My fiancée was watching me play the Miss Match dating mini game in Like A Dragon: Infinite Wealth and now she thinks I'm a sex pervert

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My ppeepnis

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I've created a calculator that gives you the right answer 80% of the time and I believe it will change the world

submitted 31 days ago • 277 comments

[rewatching Band of Brothers] yeah I’d have died right away

submitted 33 days ago • 70 comments

Comedy is such a complex thing but nothing is actually funnier than Tom from Tom & Jerry screaming like a human man

submitted 33 days ago • 5 comments

Being skinny jeans' bravest warrior by downvoting all straight leg cut propaganda in r/malefashionadvice

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I bet everyone who accused Elon Musk of making a “Nazi salute” feels stupid now that we know he was karate chopping a bee to save the life of a boy with allergies in the front row

submitted 35 days ago • 82 comments