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if I die young, bury me in cicis apple pie dessert pizza lay me down in a bed of cicis apple pie dessert pizza

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“the British are doing WHAT?” (paul revere thinking he was about to have a whole different evening)

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weird but ok

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Sinners is a perfect movie and if you disagree you better not

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if Southwest Airlines open seating policy has no haters, I’m dead

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

2 Godzilla 2 Minus One

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not to be dramatic but where the FUCK is god when im scared

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

it’s 2025 lets be honest with ourselves! for example instead of saying “you can get more done with a phone call” try saying “I’m scared of reading and writing” or “I’m asking you to do something that I don’t want a written record of” follow for more cool tips😇

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maybe this is narrow minded of me but if the first story of your book is that women are evil and the worst thing men can do is love them it’s gonna be DNF for sure

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

noooooo don’t send a well formatted and concise email that accurately conveys the subject at hand with a healthy level of objectivity!!! you’ll scare the neurotypicals!!

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if you wear a seatbelt it means you don’t trust God’s will

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White lotus season 3 but we only see what Victoria is doing

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I don’t pay for ad free YouTube which is why I have a personal vendetta against lemonade pet insurance

submitted 32 days ago • 1 comment

mark why are you out here calling this like a draftkings bet ppl are actually fucking dying

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

@adamconover.net dont be mad please but have you thought about this / do you feel seen by Lewis in meet the robinsons (2007)

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girls go to college to get more knowledge boys try to colonize mars and are really fucking stupid

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has anyone called him mark suckerberg before or am I the first just now

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

im liberally social and conservatively fiscal

submitted 34 days ago • 1 comment

greatest moment in tv history no tags iykyk

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

nothing better than no radio in an uber. I wanna know exactly how many breaths I take in a minute 🙌🏻

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

🚨if you see this skeet and don’t like it that means you don’t stop at stop signs and you’re under citizen’s arrest🚨

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neurotypicals are fucked up what do you mean you “hate it” when someone comes to a full stop at a stop sign

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

had a funny skeet in mind but deleted it at the last minute bc yall weren’t ready yet

submitted 46 days ago • 1 comment

QUICK question for shapewear undergarments designers: have you seen even one woman ?

submitted 47 days ago • 0 comments

“AI is gonna take over the world in my lifetime and I’m right to fear it” AI ads on YouTube: “Hi I’m John Realperson and I’ve made $66,352 trading coins. I’m so real and so is the money I made. I also have a friend named Greg and he’s made money too. I promise I’m real and so is my money”

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why the FUCK does god have to give his toughest battles to his strongest soldiers :/

submitted 51 days ago • 0 comments

uber but for ppl who just wanna disassociate in the backseat for a little bit

submitted 52 days ago • 0 comments

ngl the bastards are indeed grinding me down

submitted 64 days ago • 0 comments

saw a magic spoon box in person for the first time today and idk i thought it would be regular cereal box size but it’s small as shit

submitted 65 days ago • 0 comments

this isn’t gonna fix American democracy but Rebecca black’s new EP is really good

submitted 65 days ago • 0 comments

do u think the hotel staff will tuck me in if I pay a lil extra ?

submitted 68 days ago • 0 comments

republicans: “a zygote is a person and I don’t want it to get hurt” also republicans: “I wanna beat a child and I think god would agree”

submitted 71 days ago • 0 comments

mark this is a bad take from a wealthy person. the internet is barely a real place to ppl who are actually struggling so who cares if he isn’t properly utilizing SEO.

submitted 75 days ago • 1 comment

executioner: “any last words?” damned: “i wish i wasn’t about to be killed i was just starting to like my life” executioner: “fuck that’s really sad do you have something happier to say”

submitted 78 days ago • 1 comment

I’m sorry y’all this is actually bonkers batshit crazy pants magoo am I just supposed to go to work

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments

“so, in THEORY…” - a high school teacher describing the US system of checks and balances in the year 2025

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments

the state of things

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments

the world is healing <3

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments

do you really think that someone would do that?? just be undemocratically given federal authority and access and then LIE???

submitted 79 days ago • 1 comment

Across the Universe 2 anyone??

submitted 79 days ago • 0 comments

it actually really fucks me up that cryptocurrency meme coin has captured the hearts of so many of our nation’s Loneliest Men

submitted 79 days ago • 1 comment