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if i had discord nitro i think id do the emo kid thing where they just put a song lyric for their status in freaky font with a bunch of little flairs and details and emotes to show how edgy and sad they are except ill do a really bad horny lyric from the early 2000s

lil ex10 edit :3 #balisong

just bought the new smart home smell o vision just for one of my neighbors to yell “ok google, play stinky farts!” loud enough for it to hear it :/

kraken with special polished handles with a poorly polished blade :3 the sides of the handles are literally mirrors that i can see my own face in (when they’re not covered with fingerprints) #balisong

won a frank z from the ldy competition over on instagram little do they know they sent me one in my fursona’s color scheme #balisong

mf doofenshmirtz after inventing the rhymeinator

pocket watch style speedometer

just saw a youtube ad for a dietary supplement that said perfume causes IBS

“i fuck with terrorists, heavy.” - @kart-41.bsky.social “no no no, i did not say that!!! i said ‘terrors’! not ‘terrorists’!!!!”

purring as i pounce on it

dogwhistle colored knife #balisong

i escaped from roku city alcatraz

this part from an old Train youtube poop i havent seen since high school will forever be one of my favorite vocal stims lmao

they call them The Knifer #balisong