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Human shaped. I'm open-minded, tolerant, and understanding of the foibles of my fellow people. I am also a bit of a sweary old punk rocker pleb who reads Viz and drops f-bombs like commas.
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And I am an ally. If you are too, let the world know.

Mrs Rude absolutely adores the hell outta Joy Reid. I got to say I like her show, she smart and very aware, helps break shiat down so I can grok it. Be a shame to see her go.

"Everyone gets a transgender operation." Worst Oprah meme evar. Farks sake he's nostalgic for the age of robber barons. If this was my grandpa we'd have taken his car keys away for this rambling nuttery.

Well *someone* has some delicate sensibilities and the thinnest of skin. And absolutely no ability to see any flaws in their cunning plan, too. Perhaps he'll go complain to the mango biatch and beg the gubmint to stick this bloke in chokey for his hurt fee-fees.

Holy farking shiat he went full fash No mercy

Farrrrrk you, ya greasy piece of scabrous goat ordure. You farking enabled this shiatshow every farking step of the farking way and greedily helped yourself to all the freebies and slopbucket diving and pocket lining. You let this shiat happen. I hope you get exactly what you voted for.

The Senate just voted on a simple idea: If you make $1 BILLION in a year, you don't deserve a tax handout. Democrats voted yes. Republicans voted no. Republicans are planning huge tax cuts for the rich, but they’re not the ones who need a break — working people do.

When I was a wee kid raised in the UK, I never subscribed to supporting a monarchy. Just because someone's ancestor waved a sword around and threatened folks, no reason to grovel to their descendants. I ain't bending the knee to this prolapsed rectum.

When even the Daily Mail, famous for their "Hurrah For The Blackshirts" headline are looking at you askance and throwing shade, you know you done farked up.

Womp womp. This dipshiat lawyer getting taken to school.

This is incredible. Please watch this 🔥

If nothing else, it's clear that all those Americans who used to bang on about how having guns meant they could protect themselves from tyranny were talking absolute shite

Better believe it, folks.

Start the day with Funky Jarvis and some glorious seventies vibes.

DAMMIT I can't unsee it

I live in Vegas and those are actually pretty good odds, I put $50 into riskier bets. The window of time between Huge Bag Of Cash and Flaming Meteor Hammer Of Thor is kinda small, though. Enough time to get shiatface drunk on the good booze, hopefully.

Farks sake you afrikaner shiatbag "they" in the room with us now? Boo-hoo won't someone think of the poor rich folks who got paid to fark the rest of us over. Get farking wrecked you cockhole.

Work your way down througj the op's comments. I started cackling real early, some of these are pure *chef's kiss*

It's never too early in the week for Wednesday! #illustration #art #sketch #addamsfamily #wednesday #fanart

Welp, he's Comrade Putin's bee-hartch, alright. Look at Ukraine being dressed all slutty and asking for it. Yes that's sarcasm ffs. Still he's Putin's bee-hartch and so, goodbye to the American experiment. He wants to be a king. Fark him and his domestic enemy ass.

Ahhhh, the good people of Philly. They did try putting the fire out ...but by throwing batteries at it.

Fta: Metropolitan police commander [...] national lead for knife crime who led the review, said: “I could go to a legitimate dealer and buy 300 knives, and the dealer has no obligation to tell police that someone’s just bought that, or the fact I bought five knives each week for the last 10 weeks."

Trumpists will continue to be furious at any dissent no matter how much power they steal. That’s because the administration is premised on pathological insecurity. They’re shitty people, they know it, and they will never stop resenting being seen as shitty people.

A bent af politician who spaffed it up the wall? No real consequence will come to him. He deserves it more for those sideburns though.

This is why you fight these cowards. The moment you stand up to them, they crumble. Homan has nothing. The Fourth Amendment is clear and I am well within my duties to educate people of their rights. He can threaten me with jail and call names all he wants. He’s got nothing else.

So yeah, someone tried pushing smeg on me at the Goodwill. Don't care it's a quality brand I can't live with a large white piece with smeg written on the side. I have been programmed by the Dwarf.

This nice young woman just provided every Democrat running for office with their campaign slogan. Seriously. Use it.