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vegiteu.bsky.social

26 and a half years old. | Master basement dweller. | Sauerkraut Hater. | Proud car owner. | Proud owner of a lucky snorkel. (NOT AFFILIATED WITH OTHER MIRACLE MACHINES.)

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Or maybe he was just trying to troll me. Anyway time to dig in!

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I just realized something, that guy in the green shirt in back probably bought and ate all of the donuts and pastries. I could ask him for some.. but then again he's probably a glutton, so he probably ate them already. Anyway imma see if the donut guy was just bluffing about the weasels.

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Okay so the donut guy didn't have some of the things i was lookin for, but i asked him if he had anything at all in the back. He gave a box of a dozen starving weasels. Dunno why he had them or how he got them, but i don't care so i bought them anyway.

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Imma get some donuts. Tryna see if they got my favorites cause im tryna scarf down some donuts like im a homeless guy who found a all you can eat buffet for free. I'll see you guys later.

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

HE TOOK MY LUCKY SNORKEL! HE TOOK IT MAN! sorry about the last posts, i was trying to fend off the guy, was knocking over everything in my room while we fought. I've already made a police report letting them know what happened during the fight i had with him. Until then I'm feeling kinda hungry..

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Hcd w kkdboax-28,1

submitted 22 days ago • 1 comment

CC m MX thank hwxC.u

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

Hey guys. Sorry if I was gone for a while. The Plane crashed and all surviving people living in the plane died. I don't know if it's god's joke to keep me alive and my stuff intact but I'm the only one who survived from that crash. I can't explain right now, someone's at the door. I'll be right back

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

I'm going to the restroom to take a leak. After that I'm just going to wait until i land. I swore one of the engines sounded funny.. but i think that's probably my paranoia. Anyway I'll peace out until something interesting happens.

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

THIS KID FREAKING KEPT THROWING UP BECAUSE HE HAS AIRSICKNESS AND I SWEAR TO GOD HE MADE A PUDDLE OF PUKE THAT WENT UNDER MY CHAIR, INTO MY ROW. THE MOVIE HERE SUCKS (its bio dome if anyones wondering.) AND THERE ISN'T ANY PEANUTS OR DR.PEPPER ANYMORE. well.. at least it can't get worse.. right?

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

This. Airplane. Sucks. I was supposed to get first class. FIRST CLASS! but instead, they fucking downgraded me to freaking economy class. HOW THE HECK DOES THAT STUFF WORK?!? eaugh.. it also smells here because of these two women (which i think they are both from albania maybe.) and this kid dude..

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DUDE!!! I FRIGGIN GOT THE FIRST PRIZE!! Y'ALL WONT BELIEVE ME WHEN I MANAGED TO GET THE CHALLENGE DOWN! It was to guess how many molecules on leonard nemoy's butt. I kinda goofed it by missing the extra 3 but I GOT IT ANYWAYS!!! Its FIRST CLASS?! WOAH HECK YEAH! it also goes to Albuquerque.

submitted 40 days ago • 1 comment

Okay so i got kicked out of heaven cause they realized that my finger wasn't actually infected. It was just me overreacting and dying. So I woke up in the hospital and got better. I heard there was a radio show that was holding a contest. Gonna take my chances and see if i can win the prize.

submitted 42 days ago • 2 comments

Oh dang, i forgot to mail that one letter to my evil twin brother of mine. I should probably send that right now.

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

Gonna go for some golden grahams. I hope i bought some. Cause i eat those things real quick.

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments

Nah brooo Who tf followed me on this bruhh Bro follow someone else dawg😭

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Holy shit they fucked up

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submitted 83 days ago • 0 comments

HEYYY ITS FRED!!!!

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Good night..

submitted 128 days ago • 0 comments

If you came from twitter. Congrats, this is your new home. For now.

submitted 134 days ago • 0 comments

So, how much money y'all betting since people are immediately coming over here from twitter now since the block function is getting fucked. Me? Probably 10 bucks.

Or maybe he was just trying to troll me. Anyway time to dig in!

I just realized something, that guy in the green shirt in back probably bought and ate all of the donuts and pastries. I could ask him for some.. but then again he's probably a glutton, so he probably ate them already. Anyway imma see if the donut guy was just bluffing about the weasels.

Okay so the donut guy didn't have some of the things i was lookin for, but i asked him if he had anything at all in the back. He gave a box of a dozen starving weasels. Dunno why he had them or how he got them, but i don't care so i bought them anyway.

Imma get some donuts. Tryna see if they got my favorites cause im tryna scarf down some donuts like im a homeless guy who found a all you can eat buffet for free. I'll see you guys later.

HE TOOK MY LUCKY SNORKEL! HE TOOK IT MAN! sorry about the last posts, i was trying to fend off the guy, was knocking over everything in my room while we fought. I've already made a police report letting them know what happened during the fight i had with him. Until then I'm feeling kinda hungry..

Hcd w kkdboax-28,1

CC m MX thank hwxC.u

Hey guys. Sorry if I was gone for a while. The Plane crashed and all surviving people living in the plane died. I don't know if it's god's joke to keep me alive and my stuff intact but I'm the only one who survived from that crash. I can't explain right now, someone's at the door. I'll be right back

I'm going to the restroom to take a leak. After that I'm just going to wait until i land. I swore one of the engines sounded funny.. but i think that's probably my paranoia. Anyway I'll peace out until something interesting happens.

THIS KID FREAKING KEPT THROWING UP BECAUSE HE HAS AIRSICKNESS AND I SWEAR TO GOD HE MADE A PUDDLE OF PUKE THAT WENT UNDER MY CHAIR, INTO MY ROW. THE MOVIE HERE SUCKS (its bio dome if anyones wondering.) AND THERE ISN'T ANY PEANUTS OR DR.PEPPER ANYMORE. well.. at least it can't get worse.. right?

This. Airplane. Sucks. I was supposed to get first class. FIRST CLASS! but instead, they fucking downgraded me to freaking economy class. HOW THE HECK DOES THAT STUFF WORK?!? eaugh.. it also smells here because of these two women (which i think they are both from albania maybe.) and this kid dude..

DUDE!!! I FRIGGIN GOT THE FIRST PRIZE!! Y'ALL WONT BELIEVE ME WHEN I MANAGED TO GET THE CHALLENGE DOWN! It was to guess how many molecules on leonard nemoy's butt. I kinda goofed it by missing the extra 3 but I GOT IT ANYWAYS!!! Its FIRST CLASS?! WOAH HECK YEAH! it also goes to Albuquerque.

Okay so i got kicked out of heaven cause they realized that my finger wasn't actually infected. It was just me overreacting and dying. So I woke up in the hospital and got better. I heard there was a radio show that was holding a contest. Gonna take my chances and see if i can win the prize.

Oh dang, i forgot to mail that one letter to my evil twin brother of mine. I should probably send that right now.

Gonna go for some golden grahams. I hope i bought some. Cause i eat those things real quick.

Nah brooo Who tf followed me on this bruhh Bro follow someone else dawg😭

Holy shit they fucked up

HEYYY ITS FRED!!!!

Good night..

If you came from twitter. Congrats, this is your new home. For now.

So, how much money y'all betting since people are immediately coming over here from twitter now since the block function is getting fucked. Me? Probably 10 bucks.

I guess this is actually my new home now.

This ad looks like shit.

God i always forget that i have this account since I'm always on twitter.