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7yo: Mommy I just KNOW Martin Luther King Jr. was a president because he LOOKED like one Me: how so, sweetie? 7yo: He had a TIE

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Just saw a thread about a guy calling into cspan saying his diabetic supplies increased from 5 dollars to 80 dollars and somebody in the comments, probably multiple people but I stopped reading, replied “FAFO” and I can’t stress enough how much you need to stop doing that shit

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Maturing is realizing that though Wesley is beautiful, Inigo was the real babe all along

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I’m playing my Michael Jordan Flu Game although instead of basketball the sport is writhing and whining

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I don't know how any American parent can ever again look their kid in the face and honestly tell them not to let the pigeon drive the bus

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All I want is to be placed in a medically induced coma for a few days. Is that so much to ask??

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My temperature is 104 and folks? That’s too much!

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I’m at this stage of the flu

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Just heard the ICQ uh-oh! noise and my fight or flight kicked in

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Outlive these fucking ghouls

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I wear a VR headset 8 hours a day instead of using a monitor. Rather than being stuck in my office, I’m transported to a beautiful park where I’m John Goodman using a laptop computer. People keep stopping to say “Wow, John Goodman! I’m a big fan” and I angrily snap back “Can’t you see I’m working?”

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"What saves us is the conviction that we are members of a team, in the union, in the nation. This little book is well worth passing on to a union brother or sister because it reminds us again that we are all in the same boat—as wage-earners, as trade unionists, as citizens in a democracy."

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I’m “the blanket hurts owwie” sick

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Professors with tenure: get political. Teach.

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My prions and I noticed you from across the bar

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Oppenheimer post-credits scene where they tease the sequel: Oppenheimerer

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The measles outbreak in Texas is reminding me of the public letter Roald Dahl wrote about losing his daughter to measles in 1962, just before the vaccine was publicly available.

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If you stand up and immediately march to the front of the plane upon landing you deserve to clean the airport bathroom

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You: They did the math. Me: ᵀʰᵉʸ ᵈⁱᵈ ᵗʰᵉ ᵐᵒⁿˢᵗᵉʳ ᵐᵃᵗʰ You: What was that? Me: Nothing. Me three hours later in a whisper: ᴵᵗ ʷᵃˢ ᵃ ᵍʳᵃᵛᵉʸᵃʳᵈ ᵍʳᵃᵖʰ

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Wearing this on my septum for school dropoff

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One of my resolutions this year was to not stop engaging with content online that upsets or angers me and instead start dropping cinder blocks on my toes every morning

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If I don’t see a Girl Scout cookie table soon you had all better all watch the fuck out

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This would fix me

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Today is the international day of the Woman and Girl in Science. To all badass women, scientists keep doing what you do: discovery, mentorship, and hard work. YOU belong in SCIENE. To others, uplift the Women scientists you know, cite them, promote them, sponsor them, invite them - be an upstander.

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“Are you going to be a coward?” Zül-Qarnain Nantambu asked himself. “Are you going to take a stand?” With the world watching, New Orleans-based artist Nantambu, 41, reached into his clothes and unfurled a joint Palestinian and Sudanese flag. 🇵🇸🇸🇩🇵🇸🇸🇩

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i would like to manifest Earl Gray Oreos into existence

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This is an unbelievably courageous thing. Dude is employed in one of the most precarious industries imaginable, getting one of the biggest career opportunities of his life, and he decides to try to make it bigger than any of that knowing he’ll probably never get hired again after.

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I do think it’s funny when the car companies are like “we may be divided but now more than ever, I think we can all agree: car ❤️”

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This might be what finally sends me over the Luigi Cliff

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I bet the president couldn’t go over Niagara Falls in a barrel. I bet he’s too scared and woke to do it

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