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28 (Any Pronouns) 🔞NO MINORS Being a bit spicy for the heck of it. I don't have a profile on any of the pay sites, so for now IDK I guess if you think what I'm posting is worth something, say something
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33-40 is such a wild age range. Like, depending on the genetic dice roll and some life choices, by the middle of the age range you could look like you're anywhere between 25 and 55

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For your consideration

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Did Elon become too much for scammers? The bots started appearing in droves seemingly overnight

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The bots are here in full force

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Stress eating: Either I'm gonna stop feeling bad or my arteries will stop me from feeling

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If RFK and the new administration get what they want, import stores are going to be the only safe place to get food in the U.S. If you don't already know where your local Asian market is, you're going to want to find it by February

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I wish the compliments I get weren't always task based. It's fine here and there, but when task-based is all there is, it reinforces that who I am and what I look like are both worthless

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WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME? I COMPLIMENTED A STRANGER UNPROMPTED?! AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH NO WHY

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The thought just occurred to me that Elon will absolutely use his influence on Trump to try to make BlueSky illegal or some dumb bullshit like that

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I think this year is going to kill me

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Don't forget to VOTE tomorrow. I don't want to live in a theocratic fascist dictatorship!

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ARE WE NOT PERMITTED ANY JOY?!!

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I am so fucking tired

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One time when I was in middle school we all got handed an anonymous survey about sex and drug use. I gave the worst answers to every question because I thought it was funny, and I think about that whenever I see a study that uses survey data

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Being on interact-as-family terms with an ex feels so odd. I think I prefer it over the kinds of breakups people normally have, but she still looks at me like she did before we split up and it hurts. Spending a decade as each other's #1 person just can't be undone in the heart, I guess.

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It's criminal that electricity and water are privatized. If nobody can survive without it, it should be provided by the government and funded with taxes.

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I don't like when adult content creators use "just turned 18" as marketing. It's a lie at least 80% of the time, and as a 28-year old I wouldn't date or buy content from someone who I believed is that young

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The biggest thing that Twitter getting ruined took away was community. I had friends over there and it was the only line of contact, and I don't think dropping a website has done that to me before. Outside of journalists, I don't think any of my mutuals jumped over to BlueSky

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I wanted to post for #portfolioday and then realized that I'd basically be doxxing myself. Never thought I'd regret signing my own art

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*nervously taps mic* Yo #PortfolioDay ! ✨ My name is ZoeTreez. I’ve been a multimedia artist for 10 years. Currently my focus is on digital illustration & pixel art with strong character presence! Would love a creative job or to work on a video game some day [email protected] linktr.ee/zoetreez

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If you get a captcha asking you to identify the tents, refresh the captcha

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I have a really hard time recognizing people IRL who I've only seen in pictures and it's kind of a miracle that that hasn't caused more problems in the age of the internet

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Hey, folks. the ACLU has a petition going, requesting MasterCard repeal their ban on processing payments for sex workers and adult content sellers. It would be pretty cool if you signed it, and spread the word. action.aclu.org/petition/mas...

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Trash goblin ramen tip: 1. Nissin Cup Noodle Stir Fry 2. 2 TBSP Butter 3. Instant mashed potato flakes until preferred texture is reached Makes the ramen more savory with a less watery/oily mouth feel. You're welcome/I'm sorry

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Long time no post. I started reading literotica for the first time. It's a little awkward because it was written with a reader-self-insert character that has different parts than me, but still really good so far

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everyone here is good actually

submitted 362 days ago • 1 comment

Post-shower shot

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Make up sex is nice and all but what about "we've had to wait 3 weeks because someone's been sick and now we can finally let loose" sex?

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BlueSky is the least stressful social media app I've touched in years. Y'all are good

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The mature child to immature adult pipeline is real

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