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i do not care for the new pixiv logo

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You gotta admit it's kinda funny that the Bond film franchise was helmed by a woman named Barbara Broccoli. Imagine if Star Trek was produced by Pamela Pumpkin

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currently reading Conclave by Robert Harris as i enjoyed the film very much. it's a good thing they change the main guy's name to Thomas Lawrence because in the book it's Jacopo Baldassare Lomeli. i'm not joking. Jacob Bald-Ass. good call

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Pluto has the Mandate of Heaven but Goofy does not

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😈WE ARE SO BACK!!😈 🔥”FIRST TIME” PLAY THROUGH OF MAJORA’S MASK IS BACK!! I totally didn't have to grind my way back to where we were…. Twice… BUT WE BACK NOW!! And this time it should work… BACKSEAT MY FAT CABOOSE!!~🔥 www.twitch.tv/TwixeGobbo #Vtuber #ENVtuber

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if you and a team can make the hottest video game in the world right now (marvel rivals) and still get laid off maybe we should let the game industry die. it had a good run

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i'm starting to think that Kendrick Lamar is not a fan of this Drake fella

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🎵 Welcome to my world 🎵 Won't you smell my dick

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in "It's Your First Kiss, Charlie Brown", Lucy pulls the football from Chuck THREE TIMES during the homecoming game. she should have been ejected after the first time and sent directly to Super Hell

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I'll be doing a charity stream for the American Heart Association with Gear, Hootey and Zott on February 27th, 7pm EST. Valentines day will be over, but you can still have heart and maybe even save one... or you can just save the date. twitch.tv/vinesauce

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Pete Davidson has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever

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After 8 years at Vox Media/SB Nation/Secret Base, I have been laid off. Thank you guys for supporting me throughout the years and I hope you join me for whatever is next. Secret Base will continue to make great things, I honored to be a part of it.

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Got so much snow in my area that I can finally do this again

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gonna need someone to put Harrison Ford's lean from the Jeep ad onto the cover of GNX

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During Kendrick's halftime show a man unfurled a Palestinian flag and was chased off stage and eventually tackled and removed by security.

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59 years ago today, mild-mannered jim bowl was bitten by a radioactive spider

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Y'know, I've never heard the clean version. What does he even say? "Say Drake, I heard you're havin' fun"? "Certified PDF File"? "A MINORRRRRR"?

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Big Lebowski gif getting ready for its big night

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I don't know why the movie theater is showing Parasite in IMAX but it gave me an excuse to watch it again and damn it's still peam

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Lil UTI Vert

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I may end up seeing two IMAX screenings in the same day this weekend: Parasite and the Led Zeppelin documentary

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this haptic display absolutely rocks. basketball is for everyone.

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Today I discovered there's a community of NorthernLion fans that adds Japanese fansubs the way English-speaking fans of Gaki no Tsukai add fansubs. True cultural exchange happening here folks. youtu.be/-i61z6GOX-A

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taylor swift named a song Fortnight so that when you search "taylor swift fortnite" the song comes up instead of the game

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mr. rogers if he was a gamer: it's a poggerly day in this gamerhood, a poggerly day for a gamer

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whoever mixed the audio on the trailer for Drop should be court martialed. why is the cell phone buzz 500% louder than all of the other sounds? like deafeningly loud

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they should give Kendrick a second Pulitzer for "Certified Lover Boy? Certified Pedophile"

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Jean-Claude Fan Camme

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saw the new The Weeknd album art and my first thought was that pic from Kodak Black's snapchat

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looks like a great weekend at the movie theater for me: Se7en 4K remaster, Seed of the Sacred Fig, Love Me, and Companion

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Your Honor, my client pleads "Nana Nana Boo-Boo" and would like to motion for the prosecution to stick their head in doo-doo

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i love cock and ball put another dick in my butthole baby i love cock and ball cum inside my butt and fuck with me

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poop and fart i stream now twitch.tv/enrico

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So here's what's cool about my job: Yesterday morning I said, "We really ought to have TWIN PEAKS available." So then a bunch of people scrambled, worked really hard, and now you can watch every episode of David Lynch & Mark Frost's original series for free on Pluto TV: pluto.tv/us/on-demand...

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Pokemon #TCGPocket players: Here's an item code I got from the McDonalds promo. It says it works once per account. Let me know if it worked for you! MC88WBFX39M704MDQ7 Enter it here: gift.pokemontcgpocket.com/en/

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listen to drumless album it has drums on it

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I took most of all the art I could off of my Twitter but I did one last piece as my last Tweet. Was like let your Grok AI chew on this gibberish you heartless swine.

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so that new Heart Eyes movie looks like he's only targeting hetero couples. which is more homophobic, if he Does or Doesn't target gay couples? what about if one or both partners is trans?

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Sean Connery whenever he reads "Polish man"

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I never did and never will use TikTok so I guess I'll only be sad that the .000001% of good content on there won't show up on other sites I actually use anymore

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