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velvetjack.bsky.social
A guy doing too much. I'm jackalopeva on ACX, jackiev on Fiverr, and have just started CraftyJackalope, a craft business CURRENTLY AT MAKER'S MARKET 🥳. I also have a redbubble store: https://www.redbubble.com/people/VelvetJack/
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Team Skull Gal ☠️ [ #art #fanart #pokemon ]

In the end, don't we all want the same thing? To be with someone who makes us feel safe & loved? Someone whose shadowy form terrifies the townsfolk as they shamble through the twilight forest, spreading moss & ancient malice?

Writing erotica, and erotic stories, for pay, is a kind of sex work. Anybody who says it's not are just plain ignorant on the matter, or are using a specific connotation for what they think a 'sex worker' is. It's not the same as other types of sex work, but there are a lot of different kinds.

For real, if you don’t know about Photopea.com, please tell somebody. Most of what Photoshop can do for free in a browser.

The most remarkable thing about Clotworthy Skeffington is that he went ahead and named is first son Clotworthy Skeffington.

Don’t really understand why people care about how others play video games! Want to use a guide? Go for it. Want to use an OP weapon?That’s cool. Want to play on the easiest difficulty? Knock yourself out! It’s a hobby and it’s meant to be fun. It’s your hard earned money. It’s your valuable time!

they should invent a weekend that is restful

i love when fictional characters who are objectively very powerful also manage to be big losers somehow

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For Women in Horror month, consider checking out REQUIEM FOR A SIREN: WOMEN POETS OF THE PULPS, the first-ever anthology of horror and sci-fi poems published by women in the pages of Weird Tales and other pulp magazines. frombeyondpress.com/books/requie...

I've only known Nanny Talullah for ten minutes, but she calls me "Honey, sweety, baby, sugerplum angelface", and if anything happened to her, I would kill everyone in Undermine and then myself

Darling [ #art #oc #originalcharacter #aesthetic ]

I recently animated something SO stupid, that I burst into laughter the whole time I worked on it. I just watched it back & it *still* made me honk like a goose. I'm not saying "I AM FUNNY & GREAT" btw, just that creating dumb stuff that makes you laugh is REALLY good fun & everyone should try it.

I really love how so many of the crafters are encouraging people to get into crafts. I've seen many people commenting how inspired they are to learn a new craft and everyone is so supportive! Sharing links and tips and patterns! They could gatekeep to keep their craft more precious but nope!

It is ok that your heart is wreathed in creaking vines, that every beat dislodges crisp scales of lichen from your forest drowned bones

Pleased to report that I met a dog named Lego today while I was out on my little walk

You: Oh my god the house is on fire! Me (wise, has read books): And you're surprised? Houses have been on fire before [as the flames consume us both] Furthermore,

Crybaby [ #art #fanart #sailormoon ]

Folks you have to be really, really familiar with a person before you lecture them to be grateful. Like you have to be their mom, and my mom is dead so…

[fruit naming committee] BOSS: what is this one called WORKER: grapefruit BOSS: we already have a grape that’s a fruit what else you got WORKER: *checks list* pamplemousse BOSS: grapefruit is fine

Monthly reminder: Many people have a book in them, but it takes a special kind of freak to leave the Land of Laziness, cross the Plains of Procrastination and Insecurity Mountain, find the Blade of No One Made You Do This, and use it to cut your chest open and yank that book out.

A little artist/fandom gripe but man i wish people actually interacted with things again. Yeah reposts/reblogs whatever are nice but most of the time it just feels like people are using your art as an aesthetic and not actually enjoying it. Leave comments on posts y’all it isn’t cringey i promise 😭

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i think Monster Hunter Wilds should have spent less of its cutscene budget on people talking and more on cats running around carrying a comically large slab of meat

Learning I should put tags on BOTH halves of the post 😅 Everyone's been reposting/liking the bottom half of my vss for today...

It is simultaneously great and saddening that every time I even feel a twinge of boredom, I can just take a quick look at Steam, Itch or ModDB and find a half-dozen cool new games to try, many of them free. And most of them nobody has heard of and I only found through blind luck.

A generation erased, dreams gutted, minds that mapped oceans, tracked fish fleeing warming tides. They knew the sea’s voice, spoke reef’s tongue, now silenced. Who hears the currents now? Who watches the fish? We bury tomorrow’s voices, feeding today’s greed.

I'm tired of seeing talented musicians using generated artwork for album covers & music videos or writers using it for their book covers. Generative tools harm the creative ecosystem as a whole. Do not normalize the devaluing of anothers field while expecting the world to respect & value your own.

the thing they dont tell you about owning two cats is when you can make a cat companion in a video game how on earth are you expected to pick one or the other

writing a poem with as few words as possible, only to end up with the mental image of a sobbing caveman

Elli <333 [ #art #oc #originalcharacter #cute ]

care to explain why you googled "forest crone" and "wise woman of the wood" 14 times each on your office computer

been getting weirdly obsessed with DnD and ttrpg horror stories and so far my theory is that about 90% of terrible dms are just people who should be writing fiction instead. The remaining 10% should be in jail.

Amanita a day, 13: today, a gill shot that I liked. #fungifriends #fungi #mycology #naturephotography

"i can draw this jungle scene, no problem. i've seen trees before." *three hours later, waist deep in image searches* "how the hell do ferns work"

using the important time my robot vacuum saves me to follow him around and cheer every time he successfully cleans a corner

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Hm. Does it count as #vss if it takes two posts.....but it's only 79 words..........

On the #interim of our worlds Where the treeline met the field I wait for my fey love Through the gap in the trees, A doorway between He takes me in his arms The #contour of his flesh It grates against my own Two never meant to meet

It’s easy to feel hopeless when headlines are screaming negativity 24/7, but don’t let them trick you into thinking there’s no good left in the world. There is kindness in strangers, laughter in unexpected moments and resilience in people like you. Keep looking for the good.

I'm pretty sure 92% of artists everywhere are constantly having to resist the urge to drop every project they're working on to draw Pokémon.

Bought a new work chair a few weeks ago. The height adjuster doesn't quite work right, so I keep slowly dropping out of view on teams calls. Could do something about this, but won't

Most old ppl are doing it wrong by dressing more boring as they age imo. Look, we are all destined to transform into goblins, we should embrace that aesthetic. Dress in the wildest colors and patterns imaginable, cover your ears in piercings, wear a cloak bedazzled with your trinkets & treasures

tfw you're writing a book set in 1923 and you wonder "is there a canal workers union and did they ever go on strike because I could really use that," and you look it up and there is and they went on strike in 1923.

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