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Data nerd specialising in the detection and investigation of financial crime. I post the things I can talk about. Passionate about security, forensics, and ethics. @printfJess on the bird site
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Ugh Easter and daylight savings ending and jet lag from a domestic flight. Why am I awake after midnight?!

Fucking love this song youtu.be/c2EJMd7ZN7w?...

Miss Grimes and want her to be well. Grew up with her musik. Love the 🎢🎡🎢 youtu.be/N9XKLqGqwLA?...

Darwin is a harbour city.

This is how I feel. This is how I react. This is how I love. youtu.be/bixtQAq2LzE?...

Random thought: What if I never leave Darwin? What if I make my home here? ... It's affordable and beautiful. (yes, this is the last day of the holiday)

Blah! BlueSky timeline has too much American lament. Not enough free flowing thought, adventure, travel, freedom, love, and beyond. It's depressing. Fix yourself, America.

Just watched two guys repoace a 75 inch TV from a wall. Ladders and teamwork were involved. Best entertainment ever. Each of these TVs would weigh at least two of me.

BARKING GECKO BARKING GECKO!!!! Grew up with these, but it's been ages since I've seen (or heard) one. Tonight is good.

Just finished Season 7 of Black Mirror. Epic.

Met an older lady today. She smoked a cigarette while recounting the Catholic mass she and her husband attended today. Then proudly told me about their daughter. And their daughter's girlfriend. I'll probably never run into her again, but that memory will always run deep. Best mother ever.

Day 2 of Darwin: amazing day until some dude made me buy him dinner at a tourist trap venue. "I want what you have" it was either give him my dinner, or buy him his own. Jfc. Anyways here are some pix

Watching water ripple is like white noise for the eyes. So tranquil.

Okay. Fess up. Who cut the sky in half? How do clouds even do this?!?! 😍

Day 1 of Darwin: It's so beautiful and peaceful and humid here. The climate reminds me of Indonesia and Singapore. πŸ’œ The locals are easy going like the afternoon rain. So glad I came here for a week away. Will post some pix tomorrow.

🧡 THREAD: A federal whistleblower just dropped one of the most disturbing cybersecurity disclosures I’ve ever read. He's saying DOGE came in, data went out, and Russians started attempting logins with new valid DOGE passwords Media's coverage wasn't detailed enough so I dug into his testimony:

The reunion. While finishing the closest clean out today, a sock fell randomly to the floor. I lost this sock 2yrs ago. Looked high and low. It was a mystery that literally baffled me. I always kept its partner, hoping for this moment...

Promotion now official. Offer letter accepted. πŸ’₯ Senior Manager. A good way to end the week before the Easter break.