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verbatimcat.bsky.social
🏳️‍🌈 Ally, childless-middle-aged-gamer-nerd, world's biggest fan of my wife, Floridian with a passport, barely monolingual.
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Athleeeeetic! 7:1 slaughter! Any English speaking fans in the region we can connect with for future home games? (We speak some Spanish but I'm very básico!) #AthleticClub #SanMamés

Very, very disappointed with how the London anniversary event instantly sold out @worldofwarcraft.blizzard.com . My wife and I made travel arrangements for our anniversary to London with hopes of celebrating it at the event. I've learned to trust the Devs, I'll not soon forgive your events team.

looking back, AOL had it right. 30 hours of internet per month was the right amount.

Amazing thread, thank you for the behind the scenes @valentineirl.bsky.social

Just putting out the vibes that I'm looking for two tickets to the Warcraft 30th Anniversary event in London on February 22nd. #warcraft #happywifehappylife

I just became the first person ever to beat Mike Tyson in under 2 minutes.

Scout and Tater Tot

The last thing video games needs are more dog whistles: aftermath.site/game-rant-face...

-.- is the face I made when reading aloud "Eye of Yelough" and immediately realizing it's for frenzied flame BS... Why is this stupid game so good? 👴💍

New married life highpoint when the wife said, "You keep distracting me with Elden Ring and sex". Anyways, we've just finished Raya Lucaria in Seemless Coop. 🌝🌜✨

One thing about me is that I will fight Nazis until I’m six feet in the ground.

N’ZOTH SAYS TRANS RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS AND PROTECT TRANS KIDS.

Today's lesson in public speaking; be selective in which historically iconic hand gestures you use due to preexisting symbolism. Audiences may react negatively to the Queen's wave if they are anti monarchists for example. Oh, elon chose a Nazi salute? That's a truly shit ass choice. Assiest of ass.

video games are an invaluable tool in teaching children to find and kill god

The two are not mutually exclusive

How long do you deprive yourself of essentials and conveniences by not unpacking your luggage when returning home from a long trip? How long is too long to go living in a space cluttered with heavy suitcases, sometimes opened and/or rummaged about for specific items only to be tripped upon?

Was just testing out my new set up with the wireless 8Bitdo SNES game pad on some battle toads. The effectiveness of ample sized pigmen in leotards should not be overlooked in combat scenarios...

I followed a guide for this culinary master piece, but the dual wielded knives were my touch. Happy Holidays all!

Happy Solstice to all those who believe the Earth has an axis.

You may not be ready to hear this, but this is the only captain I recognize. o7

I know some video games are very artful, impactful, make you think/challenge the way you think. Some are cathartic and chill, elevating your enjoyment through inspiring interactions with the game's world. But also I just really love shooting Nazis and cartoonishly evil CEOs. It just sparks joy.

Jenn and I hosted an expat's Xmas Potluck. The Ukrainian got stuck in the elevator, the landlord joined us for hours, multicultural dishes, Spanish tortilla, olives, wine and beer, ended with party games. Now we are drained and can't see anyone else for 2 days to recover.

Two shots. Two goals. Too good #Iñaki 🦁 #AthleticClub #UEL

¡¡GOOOOLLLL!! IÑAKI WILLIAMS!!! Our No. 9 doubles the lead for Los Leones!! #AthleticClub 🦁 #AthleticVillarreal

Vibing to my Spanish practice, feelin' pretty good until hit with the conditioner nosotros form of entretener 💀

Y'all ever doubt your brain's creative capabilities only to turn around and have wild ass dreams? Last night I was involved in a new Spanish civil war, where my side lost and I had to flee to France.

As an avowed 🌈rainbow🌈 enjoyer, this was a fun watch.

[still hasn't finished act 3 voice] I should start a new playthrough of Baldur's Gate.

Just browsing for a replacement gym bag, and I gotta say these brands need to chill out with the para-military tactical gym bags. I need lug around deodorant and clean undies, it really ain't this serious ya'll.

I've had Echo Dots in our home so long that now I have to catch myself before yelling for Alexa in weird places and we refer to it as Voldemort when we want to talk about it but not use the trigger word.

I'll second this and hear no further arguments:

Over the last few years I've been disappointed when my favorite content creators would mention they were on Twitter still, but I gave them a pass due to its monopoly. Now however, BlueSky has critical mass and the continued use of Twitter is an unsightly stain on your reputation.