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Damn. They cut my character development because it was part of a beach episode. Fuck my anime life

submitted 11 hours ago • 0 comments

my years of rotting my brain out watching terrible youtube drama videos are finally paying off

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

I know posting "the girls are fighting" seems funny, but it's actually insensitive and shitty. My father died in a girl fight. He tried to break it up and the girls pulled him apart like freshly baked bread. He didn't even scream. One moment he was there, the next just a spray of dad viscera.

submitted 1 day ago • 237 comments

We live in a magical time, because shit like this has been happening for all of human history, but this is the first time its happening in front of a live audience

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

the chorus to "The Safety Dance" feels different than the last time i heard it but hey i still think it's all heat

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

We have never been more back than in this moment, this is so fucking funny

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

if the wheels had come off this thing any faster it'd be a Cybertruck

submitted 1 day ago • 99 comments

I block all accounts on sight. Nothing personal, just don’t like accounts and the things they post.

submitted 201 days ago • 10 comments

Honestly, it rules having a small following because I can be confident that all 5 people who see my posts understand what a joke is

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Had a fascinating conversation last night with a GenAi supporter who seemed mostly to be upset that people think GenAi images "aren't real art" and "don't take effort". But somehow he agreed about it suppressing labor and destroying art jobs I didn't think this type of guy existed

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

It's easier to deal with people staring at me on the street when I remember that people are doing that because of my immaculate style, rocking body, and correct opinions on every topic

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Making this house fire a home fire 🔥🥰🔥

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

I'm going to celebrate pride month the right way. By getting eaten by a group of lions

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

i've never gotten into short form video or chatgpt and im so hyped to eventually be one of the last remaining people with attention span and analytical skills, i think it's really going to increase my value to enterprising warlords during the water wars

submitted 4 days ago • 13 comments

You too can have a really nice ass through the power of lifting weights

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

ok its offical if i see you playing any harry potter games im fucking blocking you

submitted 7 days ago • 49 comments

QRT with your pride flags Been a minute since I put all of these in one place ^-^

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

My most millennial opinion is that video games were better when you had to put a game disk in the console & then it sung at you

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

Got my AC set up, helps to prevent my brain melting out of my ears every time it's hotter than 80F

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

"can a phone design cook too hard?" asked and answered

submitted 5 days ago • 25 comments

In our continued adventures, we're now heading to Olympus! In the first game, this had 3 rooms total! Maybe they've renovated.

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment