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A metaphor for the middle class, perhaps

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

Elon is a nepo baby who has never had an original business idea in his life. He simply has the means to buy other people’s products and sells them as his own. He’s a grifter on an international level who will never be satisfied with his billions because no one likes him IRL

submitted 61 days ago • 5 comments

The way im about to stonewall my roommate for the rest of the week?! WHEW

submitted 62 days ago • 0 comments

Not an overstatement to say Wikipedia is the greatest achievement in information ever. It's also the backbone of the internet. Google doesn't work without it, for instance. It's kind of the last, best thing really working for humans on the shared knowledge front. Can't let him mess with this.

submitted 63 days ago • 89 comments

All the artist Capricorn women I can think of are timeless & I’m leaning more into this 🕰️

submitted 65 days ago • 1 comment

This is the best worst song ever made! He was so pitchy, but you can’t help but sing it!!

submitted 72 days ago • 1 comment

a middle-aged friend of mine who runs his own company told me that his young gen-z employees staged an intervention like christopher moltisanti and told him he has to stop wearing slim fit pants

submitted 75 days ago • 401 comments

Wonder how the little girls who used to kick boys in the n*ts are doing & I bet it’s amazing

submitted 75 days ago • 2 comments

Im so annoyed that i have no one to flirt with im bored

submitted 75 days ago • 0 comments

The ovulation tracking app, "Ovia", now mandates you identify what state you live in. Delete immediately and warn anyone who might need to know.

submitted 79 days ago • 100 comments

For everyone that’s been asking about cheesecakes, limited orders for the holiday have now opened for the NYC, NJ & Philly areas. I do not currently ship. If you’d like to purchase, please do so at shegotcakes.as.me!

submitted 79 days ago • 1 comment

This is pure supervillain behavior

submitted 79 days ago • 219 comments

submitted 83 days ago • 26 comments

Every take I’ve seen on the UHC Hitman:

submitted 83 days ago • 16 comments

No no nooooo no

submitted 84 days ago • 0 comments

Hope she's doing poorly!!

submitted 84 days ago • 5 comments

I cant ever get behind large age gaps between couples. Theres always something a little insidious there

submitted 84 days ago • 0 comments

Im at my friends house she cooked dinner, i brought wine and dessert & we’re watching new housewives episodes drinking tea. All we need is a spliff!

submitted 85 days ago • 0 comments

People reverting back to 2009-2010 is killing me. Picture threads, MCM starter packs, “If she’s short with glasses, she’s a menace” ass skeets. PLEASE. Y’all are 37!

submitted 85 days ago • 0 comments

Listen. I was chronically against making my bed. I do it everyday now. Throw pillows too

submitted 85 days ago • 0 comments

One of my favorite things to call a man lmfao its also a verb

submitted 85 days ago • 1 comment

"Targeted & Assassinated": Gaza Soup Kitchen Chef Mahmoud Almadhoun Killed by Israeli Drone

submitted 86 days ago • 36 comments

Anyways i am bloa-ted!

submitted 86 days ago • 0 comments

Had to unfollow someone cause every 3rd skeet was about the Kendrick Album. I aint know that was your daddy nigga!

submitted 86 days ago • 0 comments

The girls aren’t ready to say no to penis yet.. it’s a process 😂

submitted 86 days ago • 0 comments

Saw a “show your teeth” photo prompt. What’s next? Asking for y’all’s retinas?

submitted 86 days ago • 1 comment

These niggas dont be having none of the real qualities u looking for and then gas themselves thinking u want to be serious w/ them Mmkay

submitted 88 days ago • 0 comments

Men dont realize that with some women it takes a lot more than sex and some dinner dates to form attachment. The type i would call my boyfriend has to be an intellectual, a kind soul, bonds with me by being curious about my experiences & my mind.

submitted 88 days ago • 0 comments

I been emotionally divested from niggas for a good 4-5 years so if u piss me off its clipped

submitted 88 days ago • 0 comments

I’ll be stressed over a nigga for about 10 days and then im back on timing. And its really just the attention that i’ll be missing not much else

submitted 88 days ago • 0 comments

My uncle being so close in age to me makes him feel more like a brother to me. We’re just two idiots

submitted 90 days ago • 0 comments

This bitch astounding. Who corned this bread?

submitted 90 days ago • 2 comments

My uncle is hype for the coquito i made thank GOD somebody appreciates it

submitted 90 days ago • 1 comment

My uncle just called the house and hit the voicemail like “MOTHER!!” Lmfao

submitted 90 days ago • 0 comments

Theres too many country people on my bluesky feed!!!! They talking about dry brined spatchcocked turkey and mustard greens after the “first frost” PLEASE HELP. NEW YORKERS WHERE ARE U, YANKEES WHERE ARE U

submitted 90 days ago • 0 comments

Whatttt

submitted 91 days ago • 1 comment

Wish i had a car man my body is tired and i gotta bring food n drink over there

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments

Im so anxious about going back home for the holiday, im honestly wild tired of this rigamarole. for christmas im staying in my space and resting

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments