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verrence.bsky.social
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50 Ways to Leave Your Lover, but they’re all emotionally healthy and mature. Just tell them honestly that the relationship is not enjoyable or fulfilling for you, and you both deserve better, Jack. Make a mutual plan with them to part ways as amicably as possible, Stan.

submitted 8 hours ago • 0 comments

[in hell] Satan: Haha! Get into the lake of lava! Me: I think hell is generally considered to be subterranean, so don’t you mean “magma”? Satan: Whatever. Just get in! Me: Do you know if this magma is basaltic, andesitic, or rhyolitic? [pokes it with a femur] Satan: THIS is why you’re here.

submitted 8 hours ago • 1 comment

I like it when someone walks by and they smell great. I just love good smells. In this case I think it was something with cedar oil and maybe sandalwood? Can we as a society normalize asking people what they use to make them smell so great? Cause I wanna smell like that too!

submitted 8 hours ago • 2 comments

A nuclear family, in my personal experience at least, is cancerous.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Trying to make banger posts by using auto suggest did NOT work out. Because it doesn’t make me look like I’m doing something wrong or that is what I am supposed to say in my post to make it sound like I’m not doing it correctly or something like this.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

What if there was no such thing as a hypothetical question?

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

Looking forward so much to the Deltron 3030 show in July. It’s getting closer and closer! Definitely my favorite artist still performing, and my most-listened to album. I just get full of energy whenever I think about going.

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