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this shit rules

ate chicken katsu musubi yesterday it was a religious experience

if you put this chair in your eating establishment im shooting you to death

sitting in a cafe to do work is skinny privilege tbh because if you have any kind of ass whatsoever those fucking wooden square barstools every coffeeshop uses are like medieval torture devices

guess who has 2 thumbs good a1c and a normal blood pressure (me)

just caught this pervert trying to mount his sister

ever since i had top surgery i occasionally grow a single, thick, dark hair out of the direct center of my left nipple, where the center stitch was holding the bolster on. but only on the left nipple. fascinating

i mean fuck i like toxic yaoi, i like codependency, i like weird sex, i like obsession, i like violence, i like mutual sabotage, i like homoeroticism

a few years ago my husband showed me the Golden Boy english dub for the first time (i'd never heard of it) and i still think it's one of the funniest things i've ever seen

cooked some baby bella mushrooms and steak in a pan with just some butter salt and pepper last night and i'm still thinking about the mushrooms..they were so good...

(loud warning) sometimes Thing Loud is enough to make me laugh www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8O5...

my old titan pocket is so good as an mp3 player+backup mobile device the battery life kicks ass.....also i can put phone charms on it weeeee

HEY MAN LOOK AT ME ROCKING OUT IM ON THE CHOCOBO

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there should be a cult that bounces on it

best ratio i've ever seen on this website lmao

made the pierrots into stickers 🤡 you can grab em here if you so desire: etsy.me/3DqEAZ9 #art #stickers

SEX : MEN

SONIC #sonic #sonicthehedgehog #sonicfanart

the nefarious vampire bat

alligator bites never heal

a friend of mine once was trying to reference the "chef finger kiss" trope but misspoke and just said "finger chef" and ever since then i always forget that "finger chef" doesn't make sense to most people as verbal shorthand for this type of picture

inkingggggg

didn't go to the post office to buy stamps but i had to have these

just saw two high schoolers one wearing uggs and the other wearing oversized fleece mario pajama pants the 2000s really are back

idk how to say this without being corny but the black loved ones in my life have redefined the meaning of family to my white ass...like i'm always trying to convey to my husband how cruelty seems to be so baked into the white family structure that i just assumed his family would hate me lmao

Incredible image alert

Your lack of awareness of Kendrick Lamar's existence is boring shut up

girl what kind of meditating is this

i'm gay

everyone who designs restaurants with tiny barstools as the only seating i hope you get hit by a bus and die thanks

this plays in my head constantly