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Dr. Backshots, M.D.

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James Bond returns in his most cum-guzzling adventure to date

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Feel like I've been eating left over barbacoa for like 3 weeks now and I've devolved into what I'm terming "post-food" at this point. Cut up hotdogs? Sure, enough garam masala to make it taste like an odd curry? Why not? Lump it all over pasta? Fuck it someone has to

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Accidentally locked myself out of my account by trying to post half asleep this morning. In the business we call that a whoopsie doodle

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1st Cardinal to drift the Popemobile would have my undying support and I would do anything the church asked of me thereafter. This also applies to other religious leaders too. Like if you carjack the pope for some GTRA I'll instigate crusades on your behalf.

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Battering goblin boyfriend with a truncheon (he's homesick & it reminds him of the late night clobberings at the haciendas of the bog)

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Goblin wife laughs and turns her phone to show you a funny meme. You realise for the past hour and a half she's been moving a glob of snot around a piece of cardboard packaging

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You've taken Goblin Husband out for a nice meal. A couple a few tables over is sniggering. He stands to go to the toilet and you realise this entire time his trousers have been split in half and his love heart boxer shorts have been rippling in the wind. He immediately slips over. Full faceplant.

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Got an STD from Goblin boyfriend (The Center For Exotic Diseases is hunting you like game. They've got punt guns and pith hats on) (Never let him 'go bog style' on it again)

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Goblin husband denies getting into the compost bin again. (Visibly filthy, sentences punctuated with HURK and AUGH noises as green numbers punch out from his head)

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Goblin boyfriend scaring himself by farting loudly mid movie. Rest of date night is spent coaxing him out from under the sofa with a fish skeleton

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Goblin life partner mad at you for brushing your teeth

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Goblin Husband stuck upside down in roof guttering (again)

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Goblin wife asking if you're gonna finish that. (It's the grime clump from unclogging the shower) Also Goblin wife upset you've unclogged the shower, while we're at it

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Goblin wife chastising you for putting the milk away

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Goblin wife sneaking mud into your socks to give you trench foot (she finds that sexy) (Because she's a goblin)

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Girl.... my custard....

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But soft! What light through yonder window breaks? A knuckle sandwich you hideous ghoul

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If there was a gruesome beast at my window? Left right goodnight we aren't messing about here.

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TV that shows you the real face of God

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i told my dad i was a communist at the 4th of july cookout and he said "what's that on your shirt?" and when i looked down he flicked my nose with his finger and then my uncle did a Stone Cold Stunner on me

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Congratulations! As the 1,000,000th visitor to this holy site you have been selected for forced beatification! Please report to the undercroft to begin your interment!

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Realising your joke may not have landed the way you thought it would, as the Archangel Michael serenely bulldozes his way through the wall to cleave you in twain with his flaming sword

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Fallen? Can't get up? You're There Now!

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Uh oh! Looks like your municipal gravy budget didn't get increased 🫵😂

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Come to scenic Jerome, Idaho - in the heart of Idaho's Magic Valley! We'll flick the tip of your penis, so fucking hard! Jerome, Idaho - Get Your Bellend Dislocated, Today!

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MORE ELVES THAT ARE GROSS LANKY FERAL BUG-EYED FREAKS!!! THEY SHOULD HAVE ONLY THE VAGUEST GRASP OF HUMAN CONCEPTS LIKE DECENCY OR GENDER!!!! THEY LIVE IN TREES AND EAT PEOPLE, YOU THINK THEY'RE GONNA BE OPEN TO WEARING PANTS????

Dr. Backshots, M.D.

James Bond returns in his most cum-guzzling adventure to date

Feel like I've been eating left over barbacoa for like 3 weeks now and I've devolved into what I'm terming "post-food" at this point. Cut up hotdogs? Sure, enough garam masala to make it taste like an odd curry? Why not? Lump it all over pasta? Fuck it someone has to

Accidentally locked myself out of my account by trying to post half asleep this morning. In the business we call that a whoopsie doodle

1st Cardinal to drift the Popemobile would have my undying support and I would do anything the church asked of me thereafter. This also applies to other religious leaders too. Like if you carjack the pope for some GTRA I'll instigate crusades on your behalf.

Battering goblin boyfriend with a truncheon (he's homesick & it reminds him of the late night clobberings at the haciendas of the bog)

Goblin wife laughs and turns her phone to show you a funny meme. You realise for the past hour and a half she's been moving a glob of snot around a piece of cardboard packaging

You've taken Goblin Husband out for a nice meal. A couple a few tables over is sniggering. He stands to go to the toilet and you realise this entire time his trousers have been split in half and his love heart boxer shorts have been rippling in the wind. He immediately slips over. Full faceplant.

Got an STD from Goblin boyfriend (The Center For Exotic Diseases is hunting you like game. They've got punt guns and pith hats on) (Never let him 'go bog style' on it again)

Goblin husband denies getting into the compost bin again. (Visibly filthy, sentences punctuated with HURK and AUGH noises as green numbers punch out from his head)

Goblin boyfriend scaring himself by farting loudly mid movie. Rest of date night is spent coaxing him out from under the sofa with a fish skeleton

Goblin life partner mad at you for brushing your teeth

Goblin Husband stuck upside down in roof guttering (again)

Goblin wife asking if you're gonna finish that. (It's the grime clump from unclogging the shower) Also Goblin wife upset you've unclogged the shower, while we're at it

Goblin wife chastising you for putting the milk away

Goblin wife sneaking mud into your socks to give you trench foot (she finds that sexy) (Because she's a goblin)

Girl.... my custard....

More videogames should give you turban options. Or niqabs and hijabs at least

But soft! What light through yonder window breaks? A knuckle sandwich you hideous ghoul

If there was a gruesome beast at my window? Left right goodnight we aren't messing about here.

TV that shows you the real face of God

i told my dad i was a communist at the 4th of july cookout and he said "what's that on your shirt?" and when i looked down he flicked my nose with his finger and then my uncle did a Stone Cold Stunner on me

Congratulations! As the 1,000,000th visitor to this holy site you have been selected for forced beatification! Please report to the undercroft to begin your interment!

Realising your joke may not have landed the way you thought it would, as the Archangel Michael serenely bulldozes his way through the wall to cleave you in twain with his flaming sword

Fallen? Can't get up? You're There Now!

Uh oh! Looks like your municipal gravy budget didn't get increased 🫵😂

Come to scenic Jerome, Idaho - in the heart of Idaho's Magic Valley! We'll flick the tip of your penis, so fucking hard! Jerome, Idaho - Get Your Bellend Dislocated, Today!

MORE ELVES THAT ARE GROSS LANKY FERAL BUG-EYED FREAKS!!! THEY SHOULD HAVE ONLY THE VAGUEST GRASP OF HUMAN CONCEPTS LIKE DECENCY OR GENDER!!!! THEY LIVE IN TREES AND EAT PEOPLE, YOU THINK THEY'RE GONNA BE OPEN TO WEARING PANTS????

Batten down the hatches, we're going belly mode

Dishwasher thrumming in anticipation of another naughty soiled dish

Live shot of me interacting with your posts

Daniel Craig starring in Dr. Temujin 3: Diagnosis H.O.R.S.E