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You could have prevented this. You did nothing. It's all your fault. Professor of Sausageology at Hornarfarjarlsbögun University & Part-time Paranormal Expert Pronouns: ho/hum/hurr The People's Kleptocratic Republic of Macronistan
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> Phew, what a weekend. I really need a quick word with the Po... Wait, what?

Happy Birthday Jesus.

I just can't stop myself from buying tat. Now, to find some kak.

First Mtnbike World Cup race of the season today. It used to be on Red Bull until Warner/Discovery bought the rights. I watched it on GCN until they 'consolidated' that service, so then I watched it on Eurosport until they 'consolidated' that too. They don't want my money. I'm fine with that.

Good morning everyone

RIP Hecate aka "Catty" 2004 - 2025 :(

RFC 0 Internet-Draft March 2025 Abstract: The internet is terrible and must be deleted.

Netflix announces six part docudrama following the day-to-day trials and tribulations of a team of media types tasked with commissioning lowest common denominator docudramas.

We urgently need some kind of place with fences and walls that we can put all these "influencers" where they'll be safe.

This Nutriscore bollocks is starting to grind my fucking gears. Fun Fact: Pure water has the same "Nutriscore" as the frozen chicken nuggets from my local supermarket.

It's the year of our Lord twenty twenty-five so I will not be sniggering at any point during the credits of Chicago PD.

We find ourselves at a time in history when anyone uttering the phrase "Imagine being able to..." should be immediately sent to prison, forever.

An AI service which converts song lyrics in real time into West African Pidgin English. Subscribe to my kickstarter.

Is it really too much to ask for every French person that has used the word "curry" to be put in prison? Their ideas about what constitutes curry represent a clear threat to civilization and need to be stopped.

I am going to turn my fish fingers over half way through the cooking time despite the instructions making no mention of this. Become ungovernable.

Your Amazon search results have arrived

You never hear much about seagulls these days.

How long before that Chinese AI gets disappeared to a re-education camp?

If you have any complaints, please submit them in laser cut jigsaw puzzle format.

I hope Deepseek has been trained predominantly on incoherent Chinglish. That's the AI we need.

Optimisation Master Class You can optimise the word 'optimize' by replacing the 'z' with an 's'.

Top advice which, by a virtue of the fundamental symmetries of the natural world, works equally well with dumb leftwingers.

New Video What Adam Savage has learned by always referring to himself in the third person on his own youtube channel.

Weekend Motivation Take some time to feel good about yourself if you did NOT build an omnidirectional ball-wheeled bike this week.

I wonder if my mobile bill is available for perusal. The SMS says yes. As does the email. The notification from the service provider's app appears to agree, but I'd really like a fourth independent opinion before I waste my time on a wild goose chase.

Headlines of the form "Why are scientists [doing a thing] ?" can invariably be answered with "Because nobody has taken them out back and put them up against a wall, yet."

Oot

Toot

Daily Reminder Bernie can still win

Everything that comes after "after Windows 7" can safely be ignored,

I've been hearing more and more wolves here over the past couple of years. If they could focus on owls that would be great

Only one day to go. Hillary can still win.

Five days to go. Hillary can still win.

I was going to post something but I can't remember what it was now. See you all next week for more important updates like this.

Oh great, that fugly youtuber's face is splashed all over Amazon Prime now.

We need regulatory action against the sale of tiny bits of cheese in a bag so we can Make America Grate Again.