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Colts, Orioles, and other stuff too. Half of my posts are shitposts. It is your challenge, should you choose to accept it, to determine which half.
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Consumer sentiment is going to normalize because nobody will believe a word he says preview.redd.it/hei8qq4r0u18...

As NFL defenses get more exotic (and lighter) on 3rd/4th down, offenses have started to just pound the rock and run through the looks (and also help themselves on 4th down). 7 of the top 20 rushing rates (since 2012) on 3rd/4th down & 3+ yards to go were by offenses in 2024.

Me watching the movie Coco

The Colts are hiring Ashleigh Prugh as a Football Analytics Fellow, per source. Prugh previously interned with SumerSports, per her LinkedIn.

Lately finding myself eating lunch while standing. It feels good. I see why horses and dads do this

the greatest defensive mind in football history - a stoic, unflappable genius of a man - is currently putting his name on the line bc the sexual advances of the 21st century have him in the walls of jericho. and that's kind of beautiful if you think about it

1) USPS did not lose $3.3b. It provided a service that cost $3.3b. *The Pentagon* loses you money, however, every time it accidentally yeets a fighter jet off the deck of a carrier

Develop a comfortability with silence & Don’t try to boil the ocean. There is a mountain of work and nobody can do it all as fast as you would want it done. Focus on three things a week and do them well. Then move on to the next three.

The White Sox winning the World Series after an 87-season drought will be one of the miracles cited when he’s beatified.

Pope Leo spotted on the 2005 World Series broadcast

The male loneliness epidemic is not new. Look at the lyrics from this song from 1978. It could easily have been written today.

Zuck: the average American has three friends. #3 is the rooster

Zuck: the average American has three friends.

Want to grow my tribe on here, so copying @zachhicks2.bsky.social. Hit me with any questions ya got: Colts, life, whatever!

I really hope so! There’s so much good there, just want to see him emerge with a more aggressive, physical mindset. He’s already got the hard part down lol. Reminds me a lot of a super athletic freshman arriving in high school and getting his ass beat by a varsity player. Just need to learn

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“And I’m like, what do you mean, you ‘do your own research’? You running a double-blind study in your living room, dawg?” - A guy walking ahead of me with his friends on a NYC sidewalk in 2021, also my favorite overheard dialogue of the entire pandemic

I got another job for Jeff Ulbrich’s son

47 QBs have been drafted in the 1st Round since 2011. Where Are They Now? Current Starters: 21 Inactive: 16 Current Backups: 5 Competing for QB1: 5 - 7 of the starters were drafted #1 overall - 11 were drafted in the Top 3 - 4 were taken outside of the Top 10

They just pinned these up in the China/Japan locker room:

Starting a draft podcast to keep my mind free and clear