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vhammondcheese.bsky.social
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This reminder just showed up on my phone and I wanna know what the fuck Siri heard.

submitted 9 hours ago • 0 comments

Crawl into bed to discover multiple mice (toys).

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

It’s so funny to me that the same people who screamed about politicians just making money are cheering on Musk as he expands his net worth by making sure our country uses all of his businesses instead of anyone else.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Every time people give me a hard time for getting a 3rd cat I respond with “but I’m happy” and they literally just look at me like I’m insane. BUT LOOK AT THIS FACE.

submitted 52 days ago • 0 comments

I forgot kittens are absolute menaces so now I feel bad for my big kitty’s trying to navigate a monster. They are hissing at her much less everyday though.

submitted 68 days ago • 0 comments

I literally looked up 3 different times if Shanice Williams was related to Octavia Spencer because she reminded me SOOO much of a younger Octavia Spencer. I’m excited for her career.

submitted 68 days ago • 0 comments

@hankgreen.bsky.social can you tell me if it’s okay. Because I trust you more than the Google machine.

submitted 81 days ago • 1 comment

I’m positive my guesses on Mastermind are all wrong but I swung for the fences.

submitted 87 days ago • 0 comments

Fun fact: there’s 3 movies that give me nightmares. 1.) Jumanji (the OG) 2.) Beetlejuice (the OG) 3.) James and the Giant Peach You know what my favorite movie was at 8? IT. You know what my favorite movie was at 10? Silence of the Lambs There’s something wrong here.

submitted 95 days ago • 0 comments

How long until I can get my hands on an Anthology vinyl do you think? 6 months? A year? Very sad I slept through my alarm yesterday 😭

submitted 95 days ago • 1 comment

I don’t trust anyone who doesn’t trust cats.

submitted 96 days ago • 241 comments

What MAKES a crazy cat lady? The number of cats who live in the house or the amount of crazy the lady has in her?

submitted 96 days ago • 0 comments

My 9 year old cat is currently babysitting my 9 week old kitten and it’s the cutest thing I’ve ever seen.

submitted 98 days ago • 0 comments

Took an edible and now I’m crying trying to decide if I try to sleep in the room the new kitten is currently in or my own room with my other cats.

submitted 102 days ago • 0 comments

New family member made her entrance (into the house) yesterday! Welcome Prune!

submitted 106 days ago • 0 comments

If you haven’t watched Howard’s Mill on Prime, don’t. It made me irrationally mad that it ended. No further details will be given.

submitted 109 days ago • 0 comments

What if the six Taylor Swift shows in Toronto are actually elaborate traps to catch six serial killers?

submitted 110 days ago • 7 comments

Okay now I KNOW Taylor is doing this on purpose… YOYOK mixed with Long Story Short!? Literally the two songs I want tattoos for!?

submitted 109 days ago • 0 comments

What the actual fuck.

submitted 110 days ago • 0 comments

I wonder what my cats decided to name me 🤔

submitted 110 days ago • 27 comments

I think cats should have guns

submitted 111 days ago • 161 comments

Why does she look like when Danny devito played the penguin in Batman?

submitted 111 days ago • 0 comments

We got this 🫶🏼

submitted 112 days ago • 244 comments

Taylor playing false god x ‘tis the damn season without me there feels personal. 😭

submitted 111 days ago • 0 comments

Deleted Twitter when Elon bought it and I’ve been missing putting my stupid thoughts out into the world. 😭

submitted 112 days ago • 1 comment