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vhskitten.bsky.social
the devil princess of sleepy town writer of smutty and spooky fiction 🌒🌕🌘
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Made the grave mistake of bending forward slightly as a person over 40 and messed up my back. Fun twist is I’m having an unrelated surgery tomorrow, so I can’t take any pain meds and just have to raw dog it. 😭💀🪦

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…yeah, okay, I’m locked in 🖤

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Thanks, Gabino! I’ve got a signing for my 2 newest books AND ONE DAY WE WILL DIE (editor) & JK-LOL tomorrow (Saturday) at Fair Trade Books in Red Wing, MN from 12-2 pm Central. Sharing here in case there are any folks in the area who wanna get some books & get ‘em signed.

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Wasn’t expecting to spend my day weeping over anglerfish videos, but here we are

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frantically cramming these words into the opening verse of “house of the rising sun”

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Drop a picture of yourself and turn it B&W 🖤🤍

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Andrzej Żuławski’s “10 Things I Hate About You”

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Hyping myself up to go out to an event that doesn’t start until 9pm when I’m usually in bed by 9:30

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Repost with a pic you saved but haven’t found a use for.

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Introduce yourself with 4 video games

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Open highway in the desert at dusk 🖤

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Met a handsome boy, had a boba. 🖤🖤

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The mysterious pie was delicious, but ultimately, unknowable.

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The Substance (2024)

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Boyfriend made me play Bad Dudes on NES cause I’ve never played it before. Gave up after 5 minutes. Turns out, I’m not a bad enough dude to rescue the president 🤷‍♀️

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me when he starts talking about “refractory period” and “needing a break”

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a cool, gorgeous 20-something barista said my makeup was really pretty and I’m gonna be riding this high for days

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Ahhhh @joshruben.bsky.social and the cast of Heart Eyes did a surprise intro at our screening and I was fangirling hard 😅🖤 The movie was so much fun! 😍

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it’s friday in california, baby

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good morning, say it back 🖤👻

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don’t mind me, just bored sitting in traffic

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current top 4 + recent watches #filmsky

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I bet doom scroll meant something way cooler in the middle ages.

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Every time I have to troubleshoot group policy, I’m reminded of how the security team we contracted threw out my design plans and dumped everything into Default Domain Policy with no thought towards iteration or testing and I just

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Introduce yourself as a TV character

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Without downloading any new pictures where are you mentally

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Been waiting to watch this for ages #NowWatching

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Chopped Meat has to be the funniest “this is what British people think biker gang names are” ever

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halfway through s2 of Halt and Catch Fire and I’m really loving the plot the plot:

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Imbolc blessings 🌒🌕🌘

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Didn’t get too many movies in for Jan, but these were my favs 🖤

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If you see this post with a gif from one of your comfort shows it’s the perfect blend of spookies and me just bawling my eyes out 🖤

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the fun part of being a girl with wider-set boobs and a penchant for these kind of shirts is it looks like all the monsters groping me have depth perception problems or something

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Started out the last morning of January with a rare visit from the sleep paralysis demon, yayyy 😰

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This kind of slimy, unprincipled cowardice is beyond pitiful. Don't offend the Nazis! You might lose a few sales!

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The presence of a Lucio Fulci movie probably doesn’t bode well for my 2025 vibes, does it? 😅

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They should rerelease Presence and at the end have the camera turn around and show the ghost and it was Slimer the whole time.

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Vampire Survivors is so ridiculously fun and addicting

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