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He/him. Parent. Flash fiction writer. Teacher. Geek. ESP/ENG/VAL. #VSS365. 🍏|✊🏿✊|✍️| 📜🎲🌓
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Absolutely fantastic! And lovely! (Have I recommended following @secondlina.com lately? No? Do it!)

One word (well, sort of): BoP.

#Editorial Saó 513 | Sobre la Cultura: ❌ No calen massa xifres ni dades per a veure que la #Cultura, en general, i la nostra #llengua en particular, sembla com si els provocara feredat. 🗣️ I la llengua, el #valencià, és el pilar més important de la nostra cultura. #PP #Vox

"Go on, Gramps!" "Where was I? Oh yes, the Joneses were going through financial #straits..." "What's that?" "Ah. This was before the abolition of money. So..." "That long ago? Wow!" "Will you let me finish?" #VSS365

Peter David i Colleen Doran. Tinc alguna cosa en l'ull...

The Emperor's New Clothes is probably the book that bothered me the most as a child. It just didn't make any sense to me. Couldn't people see that he was naked? It took me over fifty years to finally "get" it.

"Augh! Augh!" "What is it? What is it?!?" "A #splinter! Here! Can you see it! I cannot reach it! Take it off! Take it off!" "Hm. Your splinter is so large I need my tweezers to pull it out. Just you wait." "Bring alcohol and bandages!" "Yeah, sure." #VSS365

Açò.👇 I pitjor per als que som profes d'FP de la família informàtica.

"Finally, a #sunbeam." "That's not a sunbeam! It's a laser!" #VSS365

"Any #final conclusions?" "That's a pleonasm." "What?" "A redundancy." "Are you firing me? Do you think you can do that?" "Oh dear." #VSS365

this rules "I am old, and I am a legend, and fuck you all I'm going to use my platform to support trans people" good for him

Me voy a poner a desbarrar sobre la última gran idea del facherío patrio para “insultar” a maricones en TikTok. Y, para ello, voy a hacer una cosa que no me gusta mucho, pero que es necesario para ambos bandos. El “insulto” es el siguiente: “la pluma le da el toque”. Y, por supuesto que sí, fachas

"...So this is mi #vision." "Well, someone should tell you your vision is crap." "What?" "But that someone's not me, of course." "What?!?" #VSS365

"Oh, yes, you can have humans in #brine, good choice! Will you be having one or two? A large one only? Perfect." #VSS365

Un altre mes, una altra volta. Ja estem ací. #MazónDimissió

EL PP NO PIENSA TOLERAR ESTA SITUACIÓN DE DEMOCRACIA NI UN MINUTO MÁS.

Born on Stardate 1930.05.28 - Happy Birthday Frank Drake #SETI #astronomy #astrobiology #exobiology @setiinstitute.bsky.social

"You know, it's weird." "What is?" "Looking through this telescope, seeing all these stars and galaxies so far away we'll never reach them. Knowing what you see is really the way they looked long ago. The immensity is humbling. Makes me feel we're but a #glitch in the Universe." #VSS365

"I'll have the sautéed #nudibranchs, please. With gravy. You?" "Augh. Just a toast?" #VSS365

Oh, ves quina cosa!

"So, which is a more dangerous enemy, Alien or #Predator?" "Oh no, not again..." #VSS365

" #Toxic? Perhaps for you, puny humans, but I am immune to... Ack!" "Well, well, who would have guessed?" #VSS365

Happy Glorious 25th of May! GNU Sir Terry Pratchett. How do they rise up? #Glorious25th #Discworld #TruthJusticeFreedomReasonablyPricedLove #Speakhisname

A lovely man who took superhero comics in a new direction, relying on character, humanity and fun. I was very fond of him. Much love to his family and friends.

Buf. Quina mala notícia. Peter David ha faltat.

"No?" "No, you cannot have a mascot #narwhal." "But why not?" "Because I said so!" #VSS365

This is a view from the surface of Comet 67P. The busy particles in the foreground are cosmic rays or bits of dust and ice. The dots moving in the background are stars.

"See you to- #marrow!" the first hyena said. "Ha, ha, you're so funny, Bob!' said the second one. #VSS365

Què bons son. youtu.be/2sFFqhwP2sI?...

"How do I know this is a #selkie skin?" "You have my word." "But this is a human skin!" "Precisely." #VSS365

The one time I thought a sex scene in a movie was unnecessary, I was watching Terminator. And that ended up being the most plot important sex scene ever.

Found a baby songbird? Here's a newly updated chart!