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Homer Samsa [Originally posted November 14, 2022]

Happy ten years to this bad boy.

listening to u politely

we're the descendents of the bitches that didn't fall off

You have until midnight to target me in your sights before I resume cloaking procedures

JIGSAW: all your life you've really drowned people to death in urine by being late all the time VICTIM: boy I don't like where this is going

Another potter suggested that the small cat statuette I made needs a name, but unfortunately my cat naming skills were installed upside down and all I can think of are things like “tworlick” or “binkenstock” or “bumplingus”.

trying a risky all-or-nothing maneuver in a high-stakes aerial battle and getting completely blown out of the sky, my guts and bones raining down like a plague of frogs

Molt... prism... power! 🪶

if i have any tweet worth preserving it’s probably this one. so, here you go

It sucks that you were lured to the town of Silent Hill and discovered a horror of your own making dredged from the darkest recesses of your mind. I simply went by choice and had a lovely time by the lake.

pokemon evolutions be like

I painted my Asian Water Monitor (Varanus salvator) sculpture. I like to imagine the fish was stolen from an unsuspecting fisherman′s basket! 1/8 scale.

Reading a classic

I heard y'all like NSFW fantasy art

We had five million hogs Six million dogs Seven million barrels of porter We had eight million bails of old nanny goats' tails In the hold of The Irish Rover

diplet detected

a couple ✨goils✨ having their afternoon tea ☕️ 🌿

If you lie down on the floor in McDonald's you get to meet the manager

https://swanboy.com/comic/cleaningouttheapartment/

Tomatoes are a rich source of lycopene (werewolf dick)

Overtaken by strange cravings abhorrent to both man and god (been putting yellow mustard on my sandwiches lately)

thinkign about gettin a little crazy 2nite ... might watch a speedpaint video slowed down...

Every screenshot of Threads I've seen is basically 𝐇𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐳 who getting they ketch upped?? 8,729 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘭𝘪𝘦𝘴 · 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘺 𝘞𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘴 𝘍𝘢𝘳𝘨𝘰 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘉𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘊𝘰𝘴𝘣𝘺

if we're still doing introductions, I'm Jon, I draw cowboys going on weird adventures, and sometimes wrestlers, and sometimes my kids, and I have a lawn hedgehog that keeps getting broken and then repaired with whatever is in my basement