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Were are doing a lot of bad things to Canadians

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I love my roommates so much, they are like brothers to me, but they have real siblings and I don't so I might be way off.

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@chuckschumer.com Why does you nyc phone line have an out of office message from January 2nd?

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Hold on.... asking DeepSeek how to fix everyone being dumb as fuck ... standby

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The worst part of apartment hunting is seeing all the clutter in the photos of people's houses

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We have to build an alternative culture and that takes work!

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The best feelings in the world are asking people's names and giving people compliments.

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I can't be insane online anymore. The spirit has left me. I am emotionally whole.

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The most radical thing you can do in cinema right now is show an authentically ugly apartment

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Walking is nice....Italy is so relaxing...SHOES ARE MAKING YOUR FEET SHOE SHAPED AND KILLING YOU....it's scary to ride a motorcycle.... I enjoy meditation .... THEY ARE ENGINEERING BIOLOGICALLY WARFARE WEAPONS AS WE SPEAK..... cold water therapy is incredible....I don't care for shouting ...GO PUFF-

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My boyfriend is a video game where you live on a floating island and collect apples to feed your sheep while gentle music plays. I am one where ska plays while you run with increasing velocity over train tracks collecting infinite purposeless coins until you crash out.

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Remember, there are only three reasons a stranger would want to talk to you: - to kill and eat you - to have sex with you - to yell at you for that horrible thing you did that you didn't realize five years ago

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Texting a friend I haven't talked to in 3+ months: Hey, what's up? Not a pervert. Not obsessed with you. Just saying hi.

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Joe Biden could do the funniest thing right now

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Called it as a "Ted Kascynzki type" to the group chat 3 days ago. Feeling like the damn MINDHUNTER rn

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Craving a McDonalds cheeseburger now. Maybe something bigger is at foot than we all think.

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I know I will be a voice in the dessert, a lone dissenter, but he is not hot to me

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Had the pleasure of directing a music video for the amazing CLIMAX LANDERS. It will be released on Friday and they are having a show to celebrate :)

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Kash Patel is kind of sexy in that pill popping frat lackey with multiple DUIs who sleeps in his clothes kind of way.

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A British couple visited my favorite co-worker on our lunch break and it was immediately energetically clear that he was having sex with them but did not want to date them.

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Breasts are conceptually freakish and visually ominous, hence their prominence in teen horror films.

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Excuse me but your cellphone is ruining my movie-going experience

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I'm supposed to believe there is a white teenager named "Percy Jackson"?

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Let's set aside Drake's pedophilia allegations for a moment and focus on the problematic nature of his mother being white. 🧵

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Let women be pathologically horny and hellbent on their own oblivion. Man or woman, sometimes we all want to be stepped on like a grape.

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Sports and Culture sections should be eradicated from serious newspapers. FACTS and COOKING only!

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Ordering the same dish as someone you are dining with is insane. Sitting across from each other with two baked zitis like you're the damn Olsen twins.

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Upset that I don't get to do things I don't want to do with people I don't respect.

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If I have to watch any more promo for the Wicked movie I am going to defy gravity off a damn bridge

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Be kind to everyone you meet, you never know what kind of clouty micro-celebrity they might be. 🙏

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LOCK HIM UP

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The They Not Like Us to Jack Antonoff Pipeline

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"The inherent violence of penetration"...Have you considered that I am swallowing him whole like Kirby?

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Describing Kalshi and Polymarket as "Prediction Markets" with "Event Contracts". Describing a 3-foot-tall Blue Hurricane as a "Fruit Beverage" with "Relaxing Additives". Describing my family as "In Negations" with "Potential for Bi-weekly Contact".

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Trump's coming administration is Tarantinoesque in that I can easily imagine Matt Gaetz and his rockabilly haircut chasing me through the blood red corridors of the White House with a meteor hammer while the Flat Duo Jets cover of "Hoy Hoy" plays.

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President Trump displays the core virtue of the American spirit; A genuine love and deep reverence for daytime television.

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I miss drama

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