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viktorkrumm.bsky.social
Queer-coded. Coffee philanthropist. And Carrie Bradshaw impresionista
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I need my gays. I’m surrounded by way too many “masculine” heterosexuals at work

submitted 73 days ago • 0 comments

Going on one week without seeing my man

submitted 79 days ago • 0 comments

Disappointed in my Spotify wrapped this year. How dare the algorithm think that Lana Del Rey was NOT in my top 5 ?! 😭

submitted 81 days ago • 0 comments

Tuesday vibes

submitted 83 days ago • 0 comments

before coffee: fuck. this. shit. after coffee: yup. fuck. this. shit.

submitted 83 days ago • 57 comments

It’s hard to feel appreciated when the actions or words are not shown

submitted 87 days ago • 0 comments

Did y’all know the first French Fries weren’t actually cooked in France?? They were cooked in Greece

submitted 89 days ago • 571 comments

I couldn’t help but wonder… in the great Emerald City of life, are we all just pretending to be wizards, hoping no one notices we are not who we seem? And why does the yellow brick road never lead to Happy Hour, or Big finally admitting he ELPHA-loves me?” 📝🧙🏼‍♀️💚

submitted 89 days ago • 0 comments

while dating: my beauotiful girlfriend, while engaged: my perfect fiancee, 5 minutes into being married: my bitch wife,

submitted 90 days ago • 168 comments

Me on my Wedding day: Me: "I do" Guests: "Awwww" Me: "Or do I?👀" Guests: OOOOooo

submitted 90 days ago • 0 comments

The only pain I need to feel is a tattoo needle right about now

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments

Wicked was very LGBTeeeeaaaaaaa 🌈 10/10 movie

submitted 93 days ago • 0 comments

professionalism sucks i wanna put "<3" in my emails

submitted 94 days ago • 14 comments

10,000$ and an 7$ iced coffee would heal me from todays work stress.

submitted 95 days ago • 0 comments

Wow it’s absolutely gorgeous outside. Time to go to the bar

submitted 95 days ago • 2 comments

Typing up work email this morning: “I hope this email slaps some fucking sense into your fucking stupid brain.” The email sent: “Thank you have a great day!” 😄

submitted 95 days ago • 0 comments

whenever twitter servers went down it was stupid but when bluesky servers go down it’s just cute. like awe sorry we love you so much we know you’re doing your best

submitted 96 days ago • 84 comments

It’s Wednesday

submitted 96 days ago • 0 comments

I couldn’t help but wonder, as I left X and moved on to BlueSky, was it finally time to move on from Big? Or am I forced to chirp and tweet my way through relationships, forever thinking about the EX (X) that never was?

submitted 97 days ago • 0 comments