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vinnythomas.bsky.social
ancient reptile in real life, Omar on Platonic. formerly known as vinn_ayy
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yeah, they should’ve had Ray Charles up there!!! why didn’t they get Ray Charles????

submitted 14 days ago • 9 comments

me at 4yo trying to gather my entire extended family to watch me do a little flip or something

submitted 14 days ago • 5 comments

omg Kelce looks like he’s having Vietnam flashbacks

submitted 14 days ago • 13 comments

it’s so heartening to see the US finally engaging in a trade war with our two greatest enemies, Mexico and Canada

submitted 22 days ago • 7 comments

ooooh this lady sitting in my row on this flight has a BAD attitude. Mean for no reason. I don’t have to fart rn but im gonna figure something out before we land

submitted 26 days ago • 9 comments

I hate when a candle is hard to blow out like what the hell are you trying to prove

submitted 28 days ago • 24 comments

submitted 30 days ago • 11 comments

Thank you ❤️

submitted 35 days ago • 1 comment

submitted 35 days ago • 14 comments

so happy it’s finally out :) I was the one holding the flashlight under Trump’s face for this portrait :) it smelled really bad down there but i think i did a really good job and i hope they eventually pay me ❤️

submitted 37 days ago • 23 comments

What was ur most embarrassing moment of 2024 (not gonna share mine but would like to hear urs)

submitted 54 days ago • 59 comments

i’m old enough to remember when Kim Kardashian said she was going to law school

submitted 60 days ago • 4 comments

“don’t forget to leave milk and cookies out for Santa tonight 😄😝”

submitted 63 days ago • 7 comments

Damn, I can tell from your Guy Fawkes profile pic that you really have a handle on the zeitgeist

submitted 68 days ago • 5 comments

Kraven (2024) is a trailblazing film. No other movie has so bravely depicted thousands of African buffalo living in Eastern Russia. Do they explain this? No. But that’s part of the bravery.

submitted 69 days ago • 44 comments

mama mia i would like to join the manhunt as well

submitted 76 days ago • 2 comments

wow so now folks want to hurt u for simply telling people they are too poor to survive cancer? woke culture has gone to far

submitted 80 days ago • 3 comments

can’t stand seeing one of my friends get a nosebleed. like what are u doing?? grow up

submitted 81 days ago • 2 comments

Good morning to those of you who are awake. Nurses, ghouls, raccoons, etc

submitted 84 days ago • 16 comments

without what and a drink

submitted 86 days ago • 14 comments

submitted 87 days ago • 4 comments

if you’re cold they’re cold 😞 please bring them inside

submitted 88 days ago • 13 comments

how come there is a bee twink on the Cheerios box, but there is never a bee twink inside. RFK i am begging u to do something about this.

submitted 89 days ago • 3 comments

Every few weeks my therapist and I have what I call “A Sony Spider-Man Session” because there’s nothing new to say but it’s best to keep the franchise alive

submitted 89 days ago • 20 comments

Oh to be the funniest person at a boring table on Thanksgiving who says “it’s giving thanks” and it absolutely crushes and it’s all anyone talks about bc they really have nothing else to talk about

submitted 89 days ago • 7 comments

no stupid I got them bc i’m nice and cool and everybody likes me

submitted 89 days ago • 6 comments

So much of twitter is just incredibly weird men posting a picture of a woman’s new haircut and saying something like “the west has fallen”

submitted 89 days ago • 98 comments

I think calf implants are wrong. I think we should wait for the cows to grow up so they really understand their decisions.

submitted 89 days ago • 5 comments

ok go off tiny tim

submitted 91 days ago • 11 comments

really fucked up that turkeys spent millennia evolving to not be delicious, only for people to eat them regardless

submitted 91 days ago • 10 comments

I would be a bad guy in Wicked bc if I saw a green individual I would be like let’s get you to the hospital mama

submitted 92 days ago • 4 comments

Defying gravity? U mean like walking on water? Let me tell u about a man who got called “Wicked” a lot too. He was born in a little town called Bethlehem

submitted 92 days ago • 20 comments

You’re holding space for the lyrics of defying gravity I’m holding you up bc you’re blackout drunk at the cheesecake factory

submitted 92 days ago • 11 comments

It’s almost Christmas :) and i would like to say that sometimes it feels like gingerbread men have racial undertones

submitted 93 days ago • 12 comments

What do we need to do to make it not feel gauche on this app

submitted 97 days ago • 24 comments