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violeteminence.bsky.social
I'm an Aussie I started having birthdays 20 years ago I play games and yap about nonsense I also have twitch
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I have no idea how people remember details of shit they watched as a kid, i just remember it all as like or dislike "Aw man you remember slugterra?" yeah i liked it "Do you remember when-" No, no i dont

Just pet a cat on the way home from work, life may have potential to be pretty cool

The world is your oyster. I am, however, fairly sure you have a seafood allergy

*fast food drive through *Pulls into drive through* "Hey id like a large fry" "No problem drive through" *drives to next window, a giant Fry from futurama walks to the window* "I heard liked me :D"

When my phone is too bright i turn down its volume cause the brightness is too loud

There's no way people drink red bull for its flavour, this shit tastes like olives and tonic water

I'm not sure if I am but, I thought, therefore I was

I just got woken up by a severe sense of dread and I personally enjoy my sleep so what the hell man let me chill

Surely someone knows what cordial and milk taste like

Anyone else fast walk in circles and scroll social media until they get dizzy while they wait for food to cook or am I just strange

Been playing some more Minecraft lately, feels so good when you get an idea and it actually looks how you expect

Too many hot vtubers, if I ever become a vtuber, I'm going all in on being a decaying old man so viewers are just uncomfortable as I recount horrible info in vivid detail and then follow it with "you'll get used to it one day" and just move on like nothing happened

very holdable

cat with homophobia in its eyes

It's my birthday tomorrow 🎉 yippee I'm gonna celebrate by doing a little more nothing than usual

bartender: we don’t allow giraffes in here sir me: I’m not a giraffe bartender: I know I’m just telling you

I'm looking forward to season 14 of overwatch 2 when venture gets as many skins as kiriko has gotten since ventures release

After beating blasphemous I've started playing blasphemous 2 and it turns out the wall speaking was actually a sign and I'm not crazy

"hey welcome to McDonald's what shape would you like your burger?" "Hi, I'd like a...what?" "Burger shape" "Sorry?" "Star polyhedron it is" "No I just want a normal burger" "Pull through to the next window"