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Sheesh man lol

Kicking Steve Bannon down the Exorcist steps and it sounds like an absolutely booted kickball every time he bounces off one.

as a Mariners fan: Mariners at #12 is so demented

top left is so lee-pace-in-wonderfalls-coded

14 years ago my former boss went to a conference and took a class on how to communicate with millennials and it was like "never call them! just text, and make it interesting and funny" so now even though i haven't worked for him in over a decade sometimes i still get texts like this:

i will never stop mourning the loss of the coindexter's OG menu 🥲

excuse me Mac McClung

you've been murdered, who do you want on the case?

i've always thought boba tea straws seemed hazardously sharp.

if i am ever cursed to live with a cataclysmic inanimate object from a horror movie, i hope it's as adorable as the monkey from The Monkey.

this is a few years old but is fred as his most-likely-to-send-you-on-a-sidequest

i love our little neighborhood, where we know so many people it's nigh-impossible to step outside without seeing a friend, and this thread is a wonderful reminder to nurture our interconnectedness: caring for one another is powerful.

A little more light hearted news for your feed. 🐟🦑 "The film delves into the complex relationship between humans and nature, promoting a message of harmonious coexistence between the two: something we hope to echo through this naming." www.bbc.com/news/article...

critters seemingly unbothered by the cold today: jaguar fitz

me explaining my college housing situation to my mom ca. 2003

Rocks Boron, CA

grocery store accidentally overcharged me for bell peppers yesterday (miskeyed it as 14 instead of one) and you better believe i drove my ass back to the store to get that $38 back