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I just had a sunset stroll. Started with a rainbow, there were snowdrops and crocuses and now I've had a cup of tea. Yeah, I'm pretty much a regulation badass.

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Took a stroll. Saw some snowdrops. The little things are sometimes the big things.

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

I want to see more snowdrops. MORE!

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

Taking the kids to Matlock today. Sorry if the excellence of my life makes you feel inadequate.

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

I have spent the day dismantling a Wendy House. It has been a powerful reminder of the way time is changing my family and myself. I'm saying I'm knackered. Absolutely knackered.

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

I've got a week off work. However, I need to dismantle a Wendy House and I also have to visit Matlock, so it's not all blissful idleness.

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

It was snowing and there are snowdrops. At least there's that.

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

Life hack: if you find yourself struggling to start the day, try having a cup of coffee. I've just had one and the results are impressive!

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

Buffet breakfast at Brewer's Fayre today. I know, I know, I live a life of ceaseless hedonistic indulgence.

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

Just had a mince pie for breakfast. Yeah, you heard me, haters. I live free.

submitted 31 days ago • 1 comment

Went to Greggs this morning. Follow me for me of this content.

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

A quick art nouveau style snowdrop mari.

submitted 41 days ago • 5 comments

I think I'll go to bed now.

submitted 47 days ago • 1 comment

Leave me, I must brood...

submitted 54 days ago • 0 comments

Went to the church bazaar, although they call it the Christmas Market these days. Won big on the bottle stall. Santa's robes are currently airing in my mother's secondary bathroom. Quite tempted to dress up as the old Sky Pirate and prowl the locality. Follow me for more of this content.

submitted 98 days ago • 0 comments

In case anyone wonders why I don't have many followers, it's because I don't have anything funny, clever or interesting to say! My gimmick is lurking.

submitted 100 days ago • 0 comments

I had a massive kebab for tea. Is this the kind of content we do here?

submitted 105 days ago • 1 comment

Do we post about snow here? I want to post about snow. It's snowing.

submitted 110 days ago • 1 comment

Do I prioritise this place? Threads? Do I turn my considerable powers to saving Twitter? These are the important questions that plague a man of my stature. You wouldn't understand.

submitted 115 days ago • 1 comment

I know I haven't posted much on here, but that's because I'm terribly busy and important.

submitted 117 days ago • 0 comments

Me, struggling to get dressed and leave the house: Come on, Viper! The MensWearGuy isn't out there! He lives far away! He only preys on celebrities! (staring, haunted, at my collar gap and my bulging sleeves)

submitted 188 days ago • 0 comments

I'm watching 'Anatomy of a Fall'. It's exceptional, but it's harrowing.

submitted 193 days ago • 0 comments

Oo, innit sunny?! (is this content? I choose to believe that this is content)

submitted 210 days ago • 0 comments

I've been here a few days and no young ladies in skimpy outfits have followed me. What's the issue? Have I lost my mojo?

submitted 211 days ago • 0 comments

I'm eating dried mango. I really don't know what sort of 'content' to post here.

submitted 213 days ago • 0 comments

Why is my cat so affronted that we offer her cat food?

submitted 214 days ago • 0 comments