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Former TS/SCI. Vetted more thoroughly than the entirety of Trump's next cabinet. Still can't believe the country voted to put SPECTRE in power, but here we are.
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Fuck DJT and his band of traitors for making me even think about rooting for Canada tonight.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Goodnight, America.

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

How about instead we have DOGE invade Cooperstown to uncover the guy who didn't vote for Ichiro?

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

Government layoffs, selling off property, closing branches. Can't they just get it over with and file Chapter 7?

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

Goodnight, America.

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

I am very much looking forward to lower egg prices next Monday afternoon.

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

My daughter just pointed out that the backing vocals in Epic by Faith No More sounds exactly like Spongebob Squarepants and I can't unhear it.

submitted 48 days ago • 0 comments

Well, folks, I present you with exhibit A for why you don't start a project late on a Sunday.

submitted 69 days ago • 0 comments

I still plan to retire to Greece in 5 to 7 years. If they can't get the stench out, I have a gas-powered pressure washer.

submitted 73 days ago • 0 comments

Good morning.

submitted 98 days ago • 0 comments

I remember growing up being in reverent awe of our elected representatives and senators. Now I'm sadly convinced that I'm more qualified than 90% of them.

submitted 86 days ago • 0 comments

All churches should be taxed. Repost if you agree.

submitted 96 days ago • 978 comments