Profile avatar
virtualbalboa.bsky.social
Fighting games. Old games. Weird movies and music. Webcomic "Do I Smell Like Drugs?"
291 posts 76 followers 77 following
Prolific Poster
Conversation Starter

First time interacting with an Android device in 7 years. Instantly hit with the classic Android experience. THAT revision of THAT phone with THAT OS version and THAT firmware on THAT carrier with THOSE towers? EVERYBODY knows that exact combination makes the texting app crash. I’m the idiot here.

ha ha ha … any Ladie’s want 2 check out my underground tunnel and toss my magic ball around ? ?

I was excited to try Avowed, then I realized it was an Obsidian game. 100% of the Obsidian games I’ve played have devolved a scripting error about 12 hours in, preventing progress and can’t be fixed by loading older saves. So I guess I’ll never play Avowed.

Once worked for a company where the lead engineer didn't like the fact that he couldn't open my various Adobe based files and make changes. He proposed to the company president that I should do all my creative work using MS Word and Paint. I actually had to present my case to justify using Adobe CS

The Meritocracy is a lie. Netease fired those people BECAUSE they did their jobs well. Successful employees can demand more money, so Netease fired them before they had a chance to renegotiate. It’s always about money. Millionaires need to buy their yachts and will fuck us in the ass to do it.

QUIET MIND NOW PLEASE - dashare.zone ADMIN

Home sick as a mother fucker today. Might as well mine some retro achievements. #retrogaming #classicgaming #tg16 #steamdeck #retroachievements

A thing I wish I could teach people is that the vast majority of very rich people are deeply stupid. They did not get where they are because of ingenuity or talent. They got there because of compound interest on hereditary wealth and being tax cheats.

Game industry is FUCKED Find an old rhythm or fighting game you love, play it forever with people you love

Yo fighting game nerds, what s it too early to start talking Combo Breaker?

That feeling when a customer is able to provide a vector version of their logo that's actually a vector file.

Meeeeeeeeeee

Grand Rapids locals. Hell of a turnout for us. VF5, Tekken 8, Strive, Granblue, SF6, UNI amd even some Killer Instinct! #fgc #fightinggames #grandrapids

I’m didn’t to into The Man That Fell To Earth thinking I would see David Bowies wiener, and yet here we are.

SKATE OR DIE

Got a hot date this weekend (getting high and playing through Clockwork Knight 1)

20 years ago a former boss & a coworker told me they were extremely big in my local creative community. That unless I was in their good graces I wouldn't never be able to find work in this city. Since then I've yet to find anybody that's ever heard of either of them. #graphicdesign #creative

I'm still a top tier subscriber to the "Andy Bogard Sucks" patreon. Andy Bogard is the Jeff Jarrett of fighting game characters. #fgc #fightinggames #snk #CityoftheWolves #fatalfury

special hat

You know, maybe I should have abbreviated Red Hot Chili Peppers in a different way..

Rockband party!!!

06 Feb 2025

SKITCHIN' ELECTRONIC ARTS CANADA 1994 SEGA GENESIS

After years of looking I've finally found the article that introduced me to Anime! Game Players, Issue 49 July 1993. Written by Jeff Lundrigan. #anime #retrogaming #90s

It’s a fucking scam that the Grammys are begging us broke ass presents to fund LA’s rebuilding when that arena is filled with some of the wealthiest celebrities in history. Taylor Swift and Will Smith could fund the entire fucking rebuilding project and not notice. Fuck celebrities.

I don’t want to live in a world where PSYCHOBALL!, Ehrgeiz menu selection noise and Magfest Colossus yells are no longer funny. #fgc

I really want to gather every graphic designer that's ever decided to label multiple unique graphics with the same part number and ask them "What the fuck is wrong with you?"

This was me yesterday. Designing and printing retro controllers for Warlords while watching the #frostyfaustings #mysterytournamant stream. #atari #warlords

Part of my job as Graphic Designer is to actually produce some of the decals we use. I’ve been walking around work with this on my crotch all day and didn’t notice.

OpenOMF (One Must Fall) just released v0.7.0 github.com/omf2097/open... Theme music still absolutely rocks. www.youtube.com/watch?v=ucmy...

Watching Deathstalker for the first time. This is one of those movies that would actually look better on VHS. Anything clearer and the cheapness of the sets is obvious, but that interlaced fuzz and lower resolution would have literally smoothed it over.

Seen a few "How Blockbuster Failed" things pop up again. Yes Netflix and on-demand didn't help. But people forget that in 03 a rental was $5-$7 but walmart sold the same DVD for $15, so why rent? And DVD sucked for rentals. Most I rented were scratched & unplayable, so i stopped trying by 03 anyway.