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My students call me experience … because I’m the best teacher. F*CK CANCER.
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Got some great news regarding my stem cell transplant today so let me say … THANK YOU for all your thoughts, prayers, and positive vibes. I feel them, team. ✌🏻 and ❤️.

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Me: My red blood cell count is down so I need this blood transfusion? Is that right? Nurse: Exactly. Me: Thanks. I just wanted to be positive. Nurse: … Me: … Nurse: … Me: Get it? My blood type is B+. Hahahaha!

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Me: What are you most looking forward to when I get out of the hospital? Wife: You know. Me: I don’t. Wife: Let’s just say it starts with an F and ends with UCK. Me: OMG! I miss food trucks so much!

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As we watch this Trump vs Musk feud in real time, I think I finally understand what my wife means when she says she’s tired of watching television shows where broken men refuse to heal.

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Getting a dog has really added another level to the family group chat.

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Does Pierre Poilievre really need to comment on every little thing the Liberals do? I guess this is the issue with him failing to secure a seat. He can’t sit anything out.

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As we enter Pride Month, please know this is a safe feed for LGBTQ2S+ folks. ✌🏻 and ❤️.

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After the stem cell transplant, I apparently smell like creamed corn. Like does this cancer really need to do me like this?!?! At least give me a sexy corn like Mexican Street Corn.

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Looks like the stem cell transplant went smoothly so hopefully on to recovery portion of my hospital stay. Thanks for all the prayers, thoughts, and vibes. Love you all. ❤️

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I just found out my blood type is B-positive so … I guess the man upstairs has a sense of humour.

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I think we can all agree he’s a soft taco.

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Buddy: Cancer update? Me: I don’t think I’m gonna make it Buddy: Don’t talk line th … Me: to your fiftieth birthday this weekend. Buddy: I f*cking hate you.

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My principal texted me to tell me he ran into a someone at the airport that I coached twenty years ago. Dude told my principal I was pivotal in him becoming the man he is today and … let me tell you … this story is gonna get me through my first week in the hospital.

submitted 16 days ago • 1 comment

Can’t wait to beat this cancer … AGAIN … and get back to the work I love with the people I love and for the people I love.

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When the nurse told me there was a walk involved if I wanted to take a shower, I asked her if I could just stand over the toilet in my room and shower with the bidet wand. She was not on board with the idea.

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So … the shower room door on my hospital floor doesn’t lock AND there’s no shower curtain. Let me tell you the fear I had that someone would walk in, especially considering the water was so cold.

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My phone just autocorrected EXERCISES to EXCUSES and I’ve honestly never felt more seen.

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The nurses outside my room were making fun of a coworker because she wears sneakers without socks. Nurse One: That’s just nasty. Nurse Two: Yeah, how can you rawdog your shoes like that? 😂😂😂

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Nurse: I see you’ve filled out your proxy form so you’re okay with Kim making all your decisions if you can’t? Me: Absolutely. Nurse: And she’s your wife? Me: She’s not just my wife; she’s my best friend. Nurse: Awww. Me: *whispering to nurse* Gotta butter her up; she might be in charge of the plug.

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Nurse: Your potassium levels are low. We’ll have to add some to your IV drip. Me: K. Nurse: … Me: … Nurse: … Me: Get it? K is the symbol for potassium on the periodic table! Haha! Nurse: Helium, helium. Me: Huh? Nurse: He-he. Get it? I’m laughing at you! Ha! Me: How the periodic tables have turned.

submitted 21 days ago • 1 comment

I hope my stem cell transplant goes better than this hospital wifi. 😂

submitted 21 days ago • 1 comment

Heading to the hospital for a four to six week stay starting with seven consecutive days of intense chemotherapy (Yes, that is what they call it.) followed by a stem cell transplant. Wish me luck. Vibes and prayers appreciated.

submitted 22 days ago • 1 comment

Now ready for your viewing pleasure: Love Letters From Men On The Internet Available now! Click that ⛓️‍💥tree.

submitted 22 days ago • 2 comments

If fighting fascism is wrong, I don’t wanna be Reich.

submitted 23 days ago • 19 comments

“Schools are too woke!” Dude, we’re using textbooks that are forty years old and the curriculum predates the last residential school closure.

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*George Wendt ascends to Heaven and is standing at the pearly gates* Saint Peter and a chorus of angels: Norm!!!

submitted 23 days ago • 4 comments

For once, I wish Trump was right and there was a stage nine cancer. It would make overcoming my stage four diagnosis sound less daunting.

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