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He/Him/Bruh/Fam |📍BHM | UA alum 🐘| Vet 🫡 “…I’ll be fine once I get it, yeah, I’ll be good”
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It’s March ‘25 and this dog is still not used to me screaming MUSTARD!

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Indeed.

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Got up, thank the Lawd for the day…

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The line is currently +750 that a there is a nazi salute from someone in Congress (or guest) during Trump’s address to Congress. Place your bets.

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Top 10 answers on the board: Things you can’t say too loud at an airport.

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It’s giving Bart Simpson but Tracee looks good in every ting

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“Lemme tell you something…”

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Somebody has a case of the Mondays!

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Good morning!

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Somebody told me: “The potential you see in other people isn't real. It is the projection of what you would do in their position.”

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they said his hand looks like it belongs to missy elliott 😭 yall hands tearing his up

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Why does the world's richest man want to gut the CFPB? Because it would shield him from having to follow financial laws to keep customers' money safe — and give him access to confidential records about his competitors. Follow the money.

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“Ain’t no such thang as a Bodega. It’s just a store.” - Charles “Eduardo” Barkley

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In the kuntry we say, “If a dog bring a bone he’ll carry one too”. Stay woke. (Reclaiming it lol)

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“Yeah Glo!”: A ballad of self affirmation, determination, and wishing a 🥷🏾 would.

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Arugula is the real Devil’s lettuce 🤢

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No chicken for you.

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Your Kung-fu no good here!

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Cooper Flagg Out 2 Weeks Due To Family Trip To Hilton Head theonion.com/cooper-...

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Mike Luckovich gets it right as he always does

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I love how we all have our comfort shows that we’ve rewatched a bazillion times. Mine Are:

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Enter the year you turned 10 into the gif bar to see what was popular back then

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My insight from therapy this week: Don’t lead from pain.

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🎵Why you calling me on the phone? Why you not at home on time?🎵 Her voice deeper than Dr. Dre.

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life is temporary, drip is forever.

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“Mine honor is my life; both grow in one. Take honor from me, and my life is done.”

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The greatest love song ever

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We ?

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I do believe in fate. I do believe in destiny.

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Birmingham, Alabama-Dec. 29, 2024. A nazi by any other name is still a nazi.

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Getting a head start on my first read of 2025, “The Warmth of Other Suns”.

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⏳🦉⏳

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Men should be able to pay for haircuts with their FSA/HSA lol. It’s the only therapy some have

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Why would Danson and Highsmith jump?

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Take a shot every time Nico overthrows a receiver.

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In fairness, the committee didn’t promise these games would be good. (It was implied)

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New Jersey:

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If I ever saw dem/“Black Dynamite” em/then they have reason why they never liked em…

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“That’s still too high for those nachos.” - Charles Barkley, probably

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If you use "type shit" as a period when you speak... Dont talk to me

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4th grade - ????:

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Corporate thuggin’

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This is embarrassing.

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